abel_hazard

abel_hazard


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Favourite Ice cream flavour? 26 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
My fondness for ice cream with brownie chunks in operates on a similar principle.
If you're a woman, it makes you grow a prostate that instantly gets cancer 10 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
The rate at which you experience time is directly proportional to the extent of your physical abilities. You could become omnipotent, but your speed would outstrip your ability to tell what you were doing.
I want to be infinitely persuasive.
The Purge 17 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
If we get enough people on this, we can also go destroy the records of the collection agencies that go after delinquent medical debts.
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If you're a woman, it makes you grow a prostate that instantly gets cancer 10 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Psssst choose a power and keep the chain going
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Please, stfu 4 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Na, lass andere Leute ihren Spaß haben. Es tut dir gar nicht Weh.
Goblin Gathering Pouch 30 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
I made myself a leather cross belt with four rings and two hip straps for the EXPLICIT purpose of maximizing my belt bag capacity :)
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Locating eel testes is a slippery slope that leads to the Oedipus Complex 5 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
What, is he LARPing Binding of Isaac?
My top 6 11 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Cause it was in the meme itself.
Locating eel testes is a slippery slope that leads to the Oedipus Complex 5 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Yeah, but he isn’t in hell either. Lucifer kicked him out after one too many comments about daddy issues.
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Hurts alot 3 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Aaaaand now everything tastes like pain for two days.
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Curly Howard (Three Stooges) saving dogs 3 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
That’s a good way to use a traveling lifestyle for good. Plus, you get companionship :)
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Favourite Ice cream flavour? 26 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
About the thickness of peanut butter but smoother, doesn’t pour or flow or stretch the way caramel does, spreads a little like Nutella but heavier, and tastes like somebody managed to double “double cream” and then caramelized it?
I'd be suspicious too 3 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
I mean by legal rights they had to, but I wanna know who tf offered him immunity? And WHY?
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Look how they massacred my bed 23 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Oh man, that’s gotta suck. I can get some bad cramps, but it’s in the middle of the process, so I’m kinda prepared? It’s “I’ve been sobbing for two days straight. Do I have enough pads? And Aleve? And iron supplements?”
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Favourite Ice cream flavour? 26 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Kinda like the way crab meat is sweet without actually being sweet? Re: dulce de leche: the thick kind made with goat milk? (Also, autocorrect just tried to say dulce de lecher. Ew.)
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Let's read it together 9 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Nezuko comes (heh) with preinstalled bamboo gag.
Favourite Ice cream flavour? 26 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Never had squid ink - what’s it like?
My top 6 11 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
True, the show had some technical flaws. Can I interest you in a refreshing Gargoyles instead?
Let's read it together 9 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Song of Solomon 4:10-11?
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Daily dose of history, part 54 *see comments for more information 5 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
You can tell it’s not Oscar Wilde because it sounds sincerely optimistic.
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My top 6 11 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Batman: The Animated Series, Static Shock, Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, Steven Universe, they BETTER do a good job on the upcoming Samurai Rabbit…
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Look how they massacred my bed 23 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
I’m lucky! I get advance warning, so I know it’s coming! The advance warning is 2-3 days of severe depression!
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Continuing the thread 5 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Just gonna coopt your answer, there. (The hyphen is optional!)
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Favourite Ice cream flavour? 26 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Oh god I can’t decide. Violet? Matcha? Horchata? Amaretto?
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Perfect 13 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
…. I will totally trade you if I can get this 3D printer up and working enough to print a shoe sole outta recycled-tire filament. It might not be my eventual ambition to CNC mill titanium stilettos with bike-tire soles and chain mail uppers, but we’ll get there…
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