Ooh lord give me strength

I give my dog one bath and he will run for the hills when he sees me turn on the hose even if it's just to fill his bowl, so much for trust

Aw fuck no, just looking at this gave me tetanus

I'd rather be dead tbh. Doesn't look like I can even fap in that thing

Yea my parents tried honking at a friend since they saw them crossing the street and he got mad cause he thought we were trying to tell him to hurry up before he realized we were just trying to get his attention

Finish almost all lab assignments on my own because my group mates are too incompetent and lazy to do it but I miss one lab and suddenly I'm always wrong. That's cool I abandoned ship and decided to do the next lab by myself on a makeup day and finished it while my three group mates didn't even finish taking the data. Proved that I'd been carrying the team the entire time and that they can't follow written instructions