Awdorkable.Banana

awdorkable


Willing to legalize marriage to burritos

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Never too early to put up Christmas lights 9 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
GET MY GIRL SOME WAFFLES
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What us men really want 8 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Yo I was more accomplished getting those than getting my diploma
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Who is the king of stationery? The ruler! 4 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Rick always knew the system was a hoax
DOGGY NO! D: 14 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
UGGGGGHHH AS SOON AS I READ THE POST I THOUGHT OF THIS
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All they wanted was some cheese 16 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Is that for real bc if I asked for cheese instead of saying money then the people in my life would legitimately give me cheese
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I saw my friends sucking balloons with helium and I was like 'He, He, He' 13 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Jabe from Doctor Who thinks so, too
All they wanted was some cheese 16 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Oh. That's so intense, though. Like they went as far as call the cops when the two gents hadn't even gone as far as pull out weapons or anything. They legitimately asked for cheese and all they had to do was point the men to some cheddar what the heck
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I always found this bit weird. 11 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
What the heckkkkk I haven't watched bee movie in a long time and I never noticed this line but omg its there the writers physically wrote it down and then the voice actor said it and then they put it on screen for the world to hear omg
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All they wanted was some cheese 16 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
thanks for the article, but i still dont understand. like... what could cheese be mistaken for? Why did the workers get scared enough to call the cops??
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My poor heart can only take this much ;-; 30 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
*starts clapping intensely*
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My poor heart can only take this much ;-; 30 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
I don't think a post has ever hecked me up so badly
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Chatting can get really dull 9 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
I'm already in love with him. Id go along with everything
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DBZ fans unite!!! 2 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
If he gets it wrong then you know where the trash can is
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Joe pls 5 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
*Drops phone from clapping*
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Leggo her eggos 6 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Hahahahah even the username is true to the show nice
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You turn into Waddles? 3 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
WADDLES YOU PRECIOUS PORK YOU
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This is why I love Wonder Woman 4 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
This is too cute
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You're not the only one Tony... 20 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
THERES A TIME AND PLACE FOR MUCKING AROUND
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2 real 4 me 14 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
*starts jamming to teen titans opening*
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Pokeball terrariums 5 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
But
WHERE IS THE LINK TO BUY
DONT JUST DANGLE PRECIOUSNESS IN MY FACE WITHOUT GIVING ME A RELEASE
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Right in the feels 6 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Nooooo poor guy ughhh this hurt to read noooooooooooo
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Such a proud father 2 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
such a dead father
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Can't paint all the colors of the wind 4 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
and just like that, one of the greateast songs of human history is drained down the toilet
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Usually 1 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
"Usually" i choked
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We actually do 25 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
But how to include this in random conversation with oblivious people without sounding psychotic or sexual
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