Awdorkable.Banana

awdorkable


Willing to legalize marriage to burritos

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Mom: how's life going? Me: 6 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
*clapping intensely*
so close 4 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
1) buddy you need to learn your memes.
2) "don't like you current situation? Fix it!" Gee goddamn I wish I thought of that instead of being driven to the point of complete despair that my only outlet for suicidal thoughts is to present it in a joking manner so that the humorous tinge can add a small positive quality to an otherwise bleak perspective.
3) no really if someone were in a bad situation don't you think they would've already tried to fix it? When the bad situation becomes their current situation, it isn't that they haven't tried to fix it, its that the ways they did try failed, and they have yet to find one to pull them out of their problems
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Why do these people exist? 22 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
What the hell yo bro you dodged a bullet with that one. I mean, who willingly chooses to be that vindictive and awful
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not my favorite genre 9 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
But like.... Why not kill them instead ;)
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Redemption has its limits 5 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
yo like I love Darth Vader but my boy murdered children and committed tons of heinous acts so that shade face Yoda is sporting is too legit
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Because I'm just a beautiful ray of friggin' sunshine, part ten. It's always going to hurt 17 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
This is probably an unpopular opinion but:
Its wonderful that the first teddy bear tried to help second one, but it was his decision to do so (and give up so much of himself to that extent). Its horrible that she's ungrateful, but she technically doesn't owe him the affection he's starved for when she didn't ask for help. Yes, she's terrible, but he's the one who chose to help. She's not under any obligation to give him anything back.
Morale of the story: no one is worth giving yourself up for, and never expect to receive what you've given
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Eels - I Need Some Sleep 12 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Its a good soundtrack :')
Witchcraft! 14 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Now toss a TARDIS in there and pretend its the Vortex
Some realistic Disney villains 9 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
The frollo expression is so spot on goddamn
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Serial killers and geese 5 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
THIS IS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHA HELP
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I can guarantee it 29 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
BioShock series
Uncharted series
Pokemon (like ORAS and sun and moon)
Legend of Zelda (I'd love a majoras mask adaptation)
Jak series
Games that are like Heavy Rain, Beyond Two Souls, and The Walking Dead are already like hour long movies so 乁( ˙ ω˙乁)
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Staircase made with Swarovski crystals 10 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
How rich do u have to be for this?
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Someone finds a gif for this 6 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Rory is always super chill in the show. He constantly just takes things in stride. One of my absolute favorite companions
How to loose weight quickly 4 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Hahahahaha Deandra is the beeessstttt
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''You have something in your teeth'' 21 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
But what if its an insult. Like ur soulmate is precious but he/she is also a cursing sailor and the first time you bump into each other and they say something like "you stupid cunt you better watch where you're going or I'll put you in the fucking ground". Like.... Ur mum is changing you and she's constantly worried bc that entire sentence is sprawled on your back and she's really not looking forward to the idiot matched up with her child. Your dad is wondering how much of a psycho you're going to grow up to be to be matched up with someone who'd say that sort of thing. And you are busy wondering the kinds of ways you're gonna murder your boo for being rude and setting that up as their first sentence.
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Well, I have no words 15 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Yoooooo this is so insane. He becomes his own worst enemy in every way
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RIP War Doctor. I'm officially distraught at this news 7 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
"Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame." In the episode it was said against himself but he truly was a great man
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Does anyone have amazing friends like these? 14 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Haha yeah I was trying to remember and I only checked it after I posted it
Does anyone have amazing friends like these? 14 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
My best friends are a penny, a tissue, and a potato chip
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Tiny knitted and crocheted creatures 7 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
AHHCUTE!! I LOST IT AT THE TARDIS ONE!!!
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No,it's clearly a giraffe. 8 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Now all this needs is Lavagirl
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Undoubtedly. 3 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
FINALLY
AN OPINION THAT MATTERS
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Been making myself sad with Doctor Who tributes lately, Your turn 20 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
AhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH DONT HURT ME LIKE THIS VLKCKLFKDLXPSPDWOKSPWMDOWDNKEDNDKNDKWNDDKS
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Asking the real question here 13 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Hahahahahahah I laughed so hard when he said that
Asking the real question here 13 comments
awdorkable · 7 years ago
Yeah I mean its a cap so he's wearing it for some shade to block the sun