Alex Maynne

calistoked69


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I don't have enough ice for that burn 28 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
I just want to say I drive a luxurious truck, get different reactions. But the reaction that stands out the most is when "racist white people" have a look of disbelief to see a Latino come out of it. It's so easy to pinpoint it's unbelievable . I'm super respectfull to everybody, but don't let certain ignorants ruin It for the rest of the good natured people !
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Delicious oven baked potato wedges to die for 12 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
I swear I did all this , and idk if it's because I lack the chef skills but they hardened up as soon as they got cold :(
Epic party 8 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
For a second I thought it was bane LOL
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Epic party 8 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
Priceless !
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The last scene is a punch in the feels 10 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
The people who's been on FS for a while can remember 93 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
White claw... I'm Effing mexican (caramel brown) lol
What would you do? 35 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
My real mom would recognize a flower vase being dropped; whoever comes to give me an ass whooping is my real mother .
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Rhododendron Park in Kromlau (Germany) 1 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
This is supposedly the devils face no? Or is it more of a myth ?
Think of it like that :) 13 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
Made my night lol
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90s 33 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
Born 89' the last generation with common sense lol.
He's your minion 17 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
I'm 5'4 but it's ok because no ones calling me a minion >=^] lol
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When I hear my name 5 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
Snoop dog mugging
so... i got shot in the a** 50 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
I am still on my first life you guys . LOL
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Very good revenge 15 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
Omg..
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R.I.P. Paul walker 22 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
Rest in peace paul . Rest in peace roger . Both of you who influenced many and touch a lot of hearts . Thank you for sharing your talent :'(
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Mailbox win 2 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
When Peter freezes in his Whaaaat . Lol
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Dumb cashier 7 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
When you thank a cashier for being so fast , so they know it's real :)
How customer service works 18 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
I work for wholefoods in Northern California. Bay Area. And you will not believe the stuff that we have to put up with. Especially with our return policy where we credit everything , including the empty juice bottles that they changed their mind and didn't like . uGHG
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Friendedzone 18 comments
calistoked69 · 10 years ago
Calm your tits down guest
The perfect prank 4 comments
calistoked69 · 11 years ago
That would totally backfire ....
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Mark your calendars 17 comments
calistoked69 · 11 years ago
Nobody got time For that
This guy is clever 13 comments
calistoked69 · 11 years ago
Those buttcheeks tho... :/ Mmmm :) lol
Disney stars then and now 33 comments
calistoked69 · 11 years ago
Il still bang Miranda only because she's still
my childhood fantasie , :)
Books 19 comments
calistoked69 · 11 years ago
I agree, Magic Treehouse! Wow I would get totally absorbed in those books. Its like your living 3 lives. Ur reading the book while the kids go and read a book, get transported and are living in another world.I'm 23 now but damm I rather read then get high! :)
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So I'm in a gang 1 comments
calistoked69 · 11 years ago
Too bad we gangbanged your mom, ... That's our son! Sincerely - crips&bloods