"Nyan"

*tries to grab your ankles*

*does the most purrfect at-ease*

@happy_frog please stop @nelson

Good boy! *headpats*

You can probably sell the glass beer and soda bottles for antiques, and the pottery as well

Step-nelson please help

Please do not python the cat though

*palms you 50 bucks*

*is tremendously sad and disappointed*

In my pants when I realise it's too late

Do. Not

*purrrs excessively*

*steals it anyways*

Tadaima!

Please do not the cat

*licks faster*