I mean the dark lord stuff only takes me like 30 sec now cause I have enough practice that the dark lord and I are friends and he just tries to help me out as fast as he can

The ostrich gene

Hey he could just be on a beer and donut diet!

I wish boobs
that's all I want

I hate when you get downvotes for something random. If people say something mean, they definitely
deserve them. If it's something dumb, you can just leave it alone and correct them nicely. If it's something annoying that isn't meant to be, you can just correct them and leave it alone. If they keep doing it, start the downvotes

If it's even possible to love someone that much

Them rocks be ruining our country

I'm in finance club for this reason.

Don't let someone play with your feelings like that! They need go down

Hey you're still here though! So enjoy it :)

Socks and Crocs- 1000% effective

Evil trick- put in headphones and pretend to be listening to music when you're actually listening in...

I now have Valentines Day plans.

More like my life