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When trying to shave my sides even 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I just want to attach some googly eyes at the top of his head.
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Ingenious advertising campaign by Colgate 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Shit, I think I need some floss now.
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Sometimes I get clingy 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Learn to love yourself before you love others.
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This is funny bc it's true 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I wouldn't know about anyone of these, except for the last one.
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An appropriate response 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
NO RACISM IN THE LOBBY!
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The milkshake apocalypse 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I can see it now... "THEY DRINK MY MILKSHAKE!"
Does anyone else remember this? 29 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"We playin' basketbaaaall... We playin' bas-ket-baaaall..."
Ah yes, good times...
You guys kneed to be more careful 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I feel sorry for whoever they're aiming at.
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It's his birthday today 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Rest in peace, Steve. Thanks for doing awesome shit full of "nope". Made me feel like I could be an explorer like you when I was a kid.
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Oh Yeah 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
With no "backup" tabs!
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About sums it up 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"The gang's all here..." *sobs to himself*
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A good demonstration of how magnets work 26 comments
guest · 11 years ago
More like, "Yeah bitch! Magnets!"
Ninja umbrella 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Even ninjas gotta stay dry.
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What I think of every time I see the Vans logo 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I thought I was the only one!!!
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Old people using computers… 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I get this when I explain video games to my sister.
Suprise attack 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Now that's what I call great advertisement.
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The best pillow for forever alone me 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Finally someone gets me :'(
Always have a backup plan 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Someone pulled this shit on me. I leaned in until I felt a Hershey's kiss on my lips -_-
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Good metal guys 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Once, at my first metal concert, people saw that I was being separated from my friends from the crowd. When the crowd saw this, they gladly parted a way for me to get back to them.
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Always happens in conversations 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
All day... E-Every minute. :(
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The vault where the coca cola recipe is stored 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Jokes on you! It's under their mattress.
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How lucky 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Damn, I want to shit a human.
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Silly cones! 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Ha! You gotta love DC.
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Someone doesn't get the hint 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Damn it, my name is Carl :-(
This guys is giving all Carl's a dirty name.
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Violently scared 35 comments
guest · 11 years ago
VIOLENTLY JACKS OFF
Wut 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well, that was unexpected.
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Moving rocks 28 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"and the winner is Rocky!"
Another Spongebob reference.
Why you can't share secrets on Tumblr 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Is it weird that I do this to?!
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No way! 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Whoops, sorry forgotmypassword, I didn't see your comment.
No way! 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I love The Oatmeal!
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Hermione...Yes please 28 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My boner now has a legitimate reason to take a stand.
Smooth 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I think of Herbert's dog from Family Guy. Mmmmm....
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Period 44 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I imagine that scene in The Shining where the room fills with blood.
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Raccoons are ridiculously smart… 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Sly FREAKIN Cooper
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It ain't cheap 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My thoughts exactly!
Love this movie, but that part actually bothered me 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I could've done without Grease Lightning flying away in the end.
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Watching Powerpuff girls, when suddenly.... 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Respect her authoritaaah!
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Hermione...Yes please 28 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm hypnotized right now @.@
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Hermione...Yes please 28 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Why do I feel magically turned on right now?!
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I think we all know who did it too 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hannah was twerked to death by a wrecking ball.
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I'm still looking 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"They buried me in the sand and they forgot me."
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Once in a lifetime shot 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
How Marlin and Dory hitch a ride.
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Poor dad 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Aww.... :-( I'd feel shamed as fudge.
Taken advantage of by fish 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Damn nature... You kinky.
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Ridiculously photogenic marathon guy 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What I strive to look like at the end of cross country meets.
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Jon Stewart Made Speechless by a Sixteen Year Old Targeted by the Taliban 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
We need more people like her in my generation.
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Moving rocks 28 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"DO EE...." *starts dancing*
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Presidential messages… 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hahahaha "Oh you..."
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I would relish the opportunity to use one of these things 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I saw this on Judyslife!
A swan 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hmm... Reminds me of the Loch Ness Monster.
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