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Human evolution from different animals 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The inexplicable horror
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*salty face at beiber* 52 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Who cares about that little princess? I think she acts like a typical American brat. Just another dull minded twat embarrassing our country, so what's new?
Speechless. 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Michelle Obama is like 5 shades of black. She's so pissed off she changes colors.
B***, I will EAT you! 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
When her doctor takes her BP, weight, and blood work, we'll see how sassy and cool she is with the grim results.
Just a little taste of Italian contributions to this world 34 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't forget their unsavory romance with unbridled fascism. They can also take back those embarrassing Jersey Shore dimwits.
Rocket launches at sunset or sunrise produce a light show known as twilight phenomena 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yeah, and I s*** rainbow sherbet.
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The stupidity 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't know what's more dumb; you locking yourself out, or that you carry your keys on a lanyard. Are you in middle school?
Spelling IS important 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"just manly things"
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That's why I have trust issue 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
what sorcery is this?
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We need to fix our society 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A knife can be used to attack, the household chemicals you buy can be used to attack. Responsible and sensible people shouldn't have freedoms abolished because of deranged psychopaths. People get drunk without thinking all the time, maybe we should abolish that too. Worked out well before. You should brush up on your history and read what the founder's said about your ignorent philosophy.
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Fix your eyes on this black dot and the grey stripe will turn blue! 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
What sorcery is this?
Better move back a little. 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
WAVE goodbye to that poor li'l SON BEACH.
Real japanese gangsters 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Cartman-o-son! You wrack disoprin!
And that's what you call really old 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
same year Steve died
Awkward 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The only real awkward thing here are those queer-ass safari patrol get-ups those 2 ball fondlers have on back there. Gee Whiz!
The mysterious chest 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The look on that damn sheep's face sums up all of humanities deepest burning questions. The mystery...the enchantment!
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Ouch! 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That f***ing bull is like; "yesssss."
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When people show me pictures of their children/grandchildren 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
When nerdy ass Sci Fi/Comic Con people talk about stupid fantasy crap and dumb video games.
Kum&Go 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's what you and your mom's conversations consist of? FN weird.
Oreo or No No 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Birthday cake flavored Oreo's changed my life.
Grabby claws 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
*whispers; you're so much prettier than the other cats.* Seduction is a parrot's forte.
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the other bieber 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This dude is a f***ing national hero. Remain strong my brother, you are a true inspiration.
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What is it with Americans? 48 comments
guest · 10 years ago
What is it with the stupid world obsessed with judging and hating shameless American culture and decadence? I drink from a red solo cup 'cause that's what they sell. A bazillion rich twerps bought a Taco Bell and stuck them on every American street. We're big and sweaty from all the Taco Bell and want to bask in cold dry air. No real intelligent person talks about where there from when fighting. Americans don't laugh, we talk about laughing...nothing's that funny anymore after working 80 hours for a**holes. My door's open because I'm a free American and I'll shoot your intruder a**. I don't know a f***ing person who ever did something as fruity as "going out for yogurt." And the term cocksock is funny...but reserved for dorky kids who are lazy and hiding their shameful behavior.
Paranoid Parrot in the form of Immune System 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"What the hell is that?" Oh lowdy, that's great.
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Hell of a smooth scroll 43 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I need a cigarette
Hockey player waves at kid 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Fucking awww an' shit
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Go on, cook me. I don't give a shit 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You wanna dance beefcake?!!
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Go on, cook me. I don't give a shit 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Psssst....you, uh...lookin' for some action bub?
Go on, cook me. I don't give a shit 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Why don't you jus' come down here and say that again
Go on, cook me. I don't give a shit 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Why don't you just try an' boil me a**hole
Just another day in Africa 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Go sulk somewhere else. This is Fun Substance, not Sad Substance. You should try and lighten up, this kid sure did. Of course he's on guard, he's got an AK-47 in his freakin' hands...he's not playing cowboys and Indians. Moreover, cheers on your astute observation that no one knows his story or can imagine his plight...you're so sensitive and thought provoking. Wow.
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Just another day in Africa 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Fashion Forward OR Fashion Faux Pas? The fashion police are always on constant watch! This fashion fairy can bring style to any savage nation. Just because your tribe is ceaselessly embattled in bloody ethnic cleansing doesn't mean that you can't be totally fabulous while doing it!
Human rainbow 35 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'd be the fluorescent light bulb they're standing under. Is that kid really that black? C'mon....really?
Taking those corners tight 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Moto GP should require woven baskets tied to the front of their bikes. Maybe a light mid-race snack of grapes and crackers would please Queen Michelle Obama. Or, some bananas to Mario Kart that shit! Either way...how cute.
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A banana, tenderly holding a carrot 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Strangely erotic and mysteriously interracial. I'd call this one; "The Forbidden Fruit."
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Let's put this anti-vaccine crusade to an end once and for all 86 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You ignorant fucking socialist would throw your baby off a bridge if Obama told you to.