CooterConqueror

cooterconqueror


Gold coins, Ocarinas, and Pokéballs
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I like my women how I like my juice....Naked.
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Kik: Little_Conqueror
IG: cooterconker

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Horton heard a b*tch 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Get wrecked kid
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That is one brave cow 17 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure that's a bull, I'm looking pretty close and I see a hump and a penis.
"How did you find out you were gay?" 11 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I guess I'd be exactly as excited if I found out I'd be a vagitarian
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Wonder woman and super man compared 9 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
This is so dumb. Whoever created this little comic has very little to no knowledge about both heroes. Wonder Woman is bad ass but that doesn't mean superman wouldn't know how to fight if he lost his powers. If you knew enough about superman he wouldn't stand there looking brain dead when there's shit to be done. He's a fighter, just like wonder woman
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What are we supposed to do then ?! 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I think you're supposed to start filling it in as you learn?
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Egyptians were giants 44 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Is this how they were able to build the pyramids?
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A piece of home 10 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I thought he'd ask for nudes for sure
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This man's journey has only just begun  30 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
If he Is true to his word I believe he can do it
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Rainbow farm 12 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
This was posted a while ago and from some of the comments the last time it was posted I remember someone putting a link proving it was fake. It's photoshopped
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Follow your dreams 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I could be wrong but I think they say flick hahaha
SAAAME 9 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
They're worse when they travel in packs
SAAAME 9 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I work at a mall. I am an extremely fast walker. I hate weekends there.
The truth about dinosaurs 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Eating the booty like groceries!
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Snowflakes up close 14 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
As someone who lives in Phoenix, AZ I am wondering if snow actually looks like this up close? That is really pretty if it is just made by nature
Could Jurassic World get any better!! 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Is that a Brumak
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in the minds of a mania 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Someone just give him the formula already
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WonderWoman 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Cute af
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The show must go on! 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
For when you gotta improvise
Picture of the criminals who were mugging Pokemon Go players 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Are both of them girls?
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A year from now 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I go walking/jogging/running for 2-3 hours a day now, all in one go because of pokemon. My calfs actually hurt when I tried to run today.
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Never Shave, Just Don't Do It 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I look better without my facial hair unfortunately. Probably because mines doesn't grow in right.
Me trying to be an adult... 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Is your refrigerator running?
No
Damn it, the first prank call I make and this guy's refrigerator really isn't working
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This is what I have become... Who can relate to this as well? 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I can imagine my future kid (if I have one) telling me "you're gonna go to this party mister, and you're gonna like it." As some sort of punishment for being a bad parent.
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Aww so sweet! 10 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Puppies have the smoothest bellies. Look at his belly, the hairless part.
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Student is asked about "hell"; In an exam, this is his answer 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
This guy. He's on a completely different level of savage
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