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Full actually one-eyed 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 13 hours ago
16 and 25 oh god
Prank freezing flashy 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Hurr durr government bad
Okay buddy, who’s gonna take care of your public services
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What's a 27 letter word for corn? 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
This is like when I found out “artisanal” just means handmade…
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Shooting of the original MGM logo 1928 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
Except that it’s actually a tiger roar because they sound more impressive
Sex change is impossible 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
Every single cell has the capability to react to hormones tho so what’s the deal
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I was playing wordless and 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
… Bal?
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Magical picture 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 4 days ago
Ah yes
Ai generation
Not magic
iJustRealizedIamNotHuman 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 days ago
It took me a second. The question is phrased strangely
Hungry threatening comfortable 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
The fact it’s a crowded zoo completely changes the context.
A flawed premise to prove a stupid point
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The clawful truth [oc] 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
For those who actually want to know: it’s for fighting. But you have to balance between power and weight, so it’s easier to just have one big claw you have to carry around
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Don't talk to me. I'm processing 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Yeah
A parrot saying “fuck you” doesn’t understand the actual meaning of the words, just that it’s a mean thing to say.
So an AI saying “all humans will be destroyed” it doesn’t actually mean that, it just does that as a specific response to a question
Arrested territorial pastoral 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
The free market doesn’t mean that all stores should have equal customers
It means that customers can choose the best store and stick with it.
Successful well-chosen darling 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
“Vegan”
Horses have been known to eat small birds, and bones
They need calcium too, and that ain’t gonna come from grass
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Uh oh 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Apparently
Uh oh 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Either they mean there’s a body or something underneath
Or their garden is gonna get overrun with mint
My blood clot could beat up your blood clot 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Jfc that would’ve hurt big time
Look at these f*cked up carrots I grew 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Growing them in a shallow pot
Barbarous departed marked 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Me when the author is not the marketing department
Hack 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Why stop there? Put -100 and get the place yo pay you
Don't talk to me. I'm processing 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Mind you that AI is about as intelligent as a parrot. It’s only putting together what it receives with only basic understanding of the meaning.
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Venom for Halloween 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 weeks ago
White mascara would’ve made it perfect
Eye contact 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 weeks ago
What you do is slowly move the conversation towards the exit
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My Walmart self-checkout kiosk has "Worcestershire" spelled wildly incorrectly 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 weeks ago
A human usually enters items into the system
Seems like this person couldn’t give a fuck about copying it from the box
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Elephant colonoscopy playground 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 weeks ago
The butt is at the base of the tail
Which means they’re actually going into the elephant’s balls