Look! A sneeze farm!

Multigenerational pics are always great, but the symmetry in this is just stunning.

Man, he was much better looking at 15...

Here lies Crystal she was saying that I have a new phone and I don't.

I do this to my husband because his hands shakes so much when he tries to show me I can't see it

DealOz.com It compared process of all the main book sellers and lists the costs WITH shipping and any coupons. Saved me hundreds every semester.

Actually, that's a fabulous idea. Get a trained protective dog in every classroom. Kids will feel emotionally supported and people will be terrified to pull something.

Interestingly enough, the female orgasm may actually aid in conception. It causes the uterus to contract in such a way that it creates suction that helps move the sperm upward toward any eggs.

That is so pure. There's nothing like watching a human doing something that gives them joy.

Um, considering one of them DIED from cancer, pretty sure they're not pro cancer....

I had a dream that I was sampling many fancy chocolates. Soooo sad to wake up.

I know somebody who this happened to. She picked all the kids up from school daily watched them for at least a couple hours and took care of them all summer. It's basically like a company car.

May I humbly suggest eating Durian?

Happens when my phone bumps my zipper. The ridges do it.

In my defense, I often mistake white people with the same hair color for each other even when they look nothing alike. So, I blame stupidity, not racism.

I'm in childcare and we use months up to 2 as well. There is really a HUGE difference developmentally between, say, 14 and 20 months old.

May I just point out that Ariel TOTALLY ogled Eric first.

Well, the average cost of having a baby with an epidural and my insurance is $3,000. I had no epdural and it cost me about $900. Plus with an epidural you can't go to the bathroom by yourself after, there's a higher risk of uti, and it can actually slow down your labor. PS, I'm not a "natural only" person. The epidural sat at the end of my room just in case, but I was blessed with a 4 hour labor.

I once had someone who owed me a couple hundred dollars who decided that begore paying my back they should buy....wait for it.... a unicycle.

I used to always hear the Bible in my pastor's voice as I read it.

Inside all the tables are made out of old recycled doors and if you sit in the right area your food will be sent to you on the car of a model train that runs through. In the back is a playground made to look like a train.

Who in their right mind uses a knife to eat salad!?

The patches were often worn by pirates with two functional eyes so they could swap the patch to the other eye for better night vision.