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cryscross


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Now That’s a Wedding Party 4 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
I want h to join that party
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Old people be trippin' 24 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
They finally found out this was likely due to hallucinogenic fungus in their rye bread.
Maed meeh lfaa 2 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
I know right, lol. Just imagine believing some weird margical force was the reason for those things instead of real thinking beings. So bizarre!
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"Bum"pkin Bowl 11 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
What kind of teacher doesn't wash all that off!? I did hand and footprint stuff ALL THE TIME and you better believe those little piggies were squeaky clean afterwards.
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"Bum"pkin Bowl 11 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
Yeah. They all loved them apparently ????
Here's an idea 14 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
Bummer. Someday perhaps.
Here's an idea 14 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
Bummer. Do you have a patio? Some plants do well in pots. I'm in an apartment complex growing my garden in Four buckets and a 6×3 ft plot by my door.
"Bum"pkin Bowl 11 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
One of my coworkers did some kind of "bumpkin" craft at the daycare I worked at and it stuck me as pretty weird.
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9 hours? Is that average? 2 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
Naturally, you still have to finish the playlist...
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Some creatures just want an easy ride - 'lazy' doesn't even cover it 3 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
I mean, we can travel over land but still take cars.
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Would you? I would 5 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
Where can I apply for this job please?
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The lorde is testing me 22 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
That was the longest miss of a point I've ever seen. What I w was trying to say is I have a bunch of debt but it seems that every, "If WE can do it by being frugal anyone can!" plan I find turns out to be people being the same amount of frugal I am but they make more.
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The screenshot isn't straight 5 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
Officer sexpooping.
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The lorde is testing me 22 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
I get so frustrated every time I pick up a book on paying off debt that is like, "We paid off 100k of debt in 3 years while I stayed at home and my husband made ONLY 80K a year!" Oh, so you live how I already live but just happened to have more left after.
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Here's an idea 14 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
Most of them are actually pretty easy. If you have a little space I encourage you to try. I'm learning right along with my kid
Here's an idea 14 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
Growing a garden with my two year old. He loves it!
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Definitely not Game of Thrones 11 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
Futurama and Adventure Time
Muppet laughter 2 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
Awe! Wearing his girlfriend's hoodie
Parrot Face ! 2 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
I REALLY want a masquerade mall that looks like this now...
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Multiple choice?! 2 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
Is this half of where "birds and bees" comes from?
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I've only found one person that doesn't hate it 7 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
Honestly, the only thing that stuck me as weird was how large everything was compared to the cats. They were like, half the size of normal cats
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Dada 6 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
So apparently the reason dada often comes first is because dads are the first people babies often recognize as being seperate from themselves. Mama is usually later because they are so attached to their moms that they don't realize they aren't part of themselves until a bit later.
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Silver linings 10 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
Read this to my husband and he immediately replied, "No wonder he's a big dick."
Everybody does this, right? 3 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
*raises hand*
Poor horse 7 comments
cryscross · 5 years ago
I mean, if she wouldn't have been kicking him
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