This was also my hair cut at 6, but with a two foot long rat tail so people would know how long my hair USED to be. And I knew how ugly it was.

It's the Dutch province of Zeeland.

Don't eat that chocolate

We got rid of our WiFi because it was so slow. We only use our phones

Because the level of symmetry in the face tells us how healthy an individual is and this how desirable their genes in a mating situation.

Can you imagine getting some in your eyes!?

I've actually had pretty good luck with landlords since getting married. The first was private and his attitude is, "If you replace it with something nice instead of just fixing it, you don't have to keep coming out over and over." The next place would come pretty quick for most small problems and where I am now I start to worry to work order went in wrong if I've waited longer than two or three days because they're so wonderfully prompt!

I can smell this photo

This, but replace increased heart rate with decreased attention.

Could this be NSFW, please?

All but one of the cars is between the lines. Couldn't the others just be in the process of pulling in?

It's almost like the judges panel is stacked.....

I want a dragon frog!

While I'm not a sports fan, in the sports guys defense, you cannot watch and play sports at the same time.

How long were the days? I used to work four tens and then never know when I might be called in again for the fifth.

I've been with my 5'7" man for over 8 years. The other day he tried standing on a step to kiss me, pretending to be tall. I didn't like it! I love being close to his handsome face :)

I have a friend who can't smell except for a few seller very strong scents. I used to describe smells to her using tastes to describe them

Even better when the pill is literally made of bile and tastes like vomit.

I believe in vaccines, I vaccinate myself and my kid. BUT I do feel that because they are so important that they are often rushed through and need to be studied more carefully.