What happens when you put a celebrity's picture in?

The general theory of relativity has now been expanded to include financial dynamics

The one on the left has a brown belt and the one on the right has a blue belt.

Actually, there is no reason the alphabet shouldn't be in a specific order and many reasons that it should be. The particular order chosen might seem random, but if it wasn't in order, you wouldn't be able to type on your computer, for one.

Apple is such a shitty asshole company, they probably charged $1200 for that unwanted engraving.

This is one of my favorite creatures. So many awesome things come from the bottom of the oceans, and we have no idea what is going on with most of it.

This must be Simone

Atomic snowman sounds so much more badass than it looks.

I totally thought there was going to be something weird involving porn.

You should see him when he is angry...

He deserved it.

Art inspires feeling, and the second one certainly does. The only feeling I get from the first one is anger.

I like how it is upside down, too.

Since I got hired last year, I picked up 2 promotions which give me an overall $42k/yr raise from when I started. If I can succeed, any of you guys can. Develop a skill and back it up with confidence.

Dude, I am going to go compete in the Olympics.

How many times did he have to practice?

I'm a man who lives in Florida, and I've never killed any of my roommates. As far as I know, at least.