DarthSagacious

darthsagacious


Directions unclear; accidentally aimed a GRB at Earth in the future.

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Enough! 12 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I'm no astrophysicist, but I think if the sun exploded or we got considerably closer or further, it might have some effect on us.
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True skill 1 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
That's some military efficiency there.
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Yeah I would make myself hotter but in one go! And make myself taller 16 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
@peachypersimmon I don't think you can get any hotter, kugelblitz is as hot as it gets.
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Why do people always have to judge everyone? 17 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Unfortunately, people are generally either blatantly or accidentally complete jerks and would totally fucking abuse this essentially anarchistic sentiment.
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For Neater shirts 12 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Nope, I guess I am just old school. But not anymore.
True af 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
It's more likely the opposite. I met a lot of people that use "swear words" in the military, but only a rare few of them had above average intelligence.
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For Neater shirts 12 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I will obtain this device. I currently use several mini binder clips.
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Random acts of kindness 2 6 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Running over someone's mailbox and then later repairing it is not a random act of kindness.
It explains your love life 34 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
X-ray crystallography.
It explains your love life 34 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Very nice. And on the same subject as mine.
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It explains your love life 34 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
"You can search by many criteria, including molecule name, source species, prosthetic groups, molecular weight, space groups, as well as specific precipitants, methods, or conditions". I guess that is a somewhat accurate description.
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Refreshing 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I'm not a neurologist or a toxicologist, but I am 99% sure that this would kill you. And it likely wouldn't be a butterflies and sunshine death, either.
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So is it a mouth or eye 6 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
That'd be one hell of a weird blowjob.
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I swear these adds are just getting weirder and weirder 13 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Just suppress your myostatin. Use follistatin or anti-GDF8 mAb.
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Auroras larger than Earth on Jupiter 13 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Only to some people. And animals.
What's yours? 9 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Actually no.
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7 8 9 13 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate (8) 9
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The past few months have been...interesting 29 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I'll tell you what I've observed from the other point of view, having seen people come out: once it's out there, if you don't act much different, they won't treat you much different. If you abruptly transform into a 1980s movie stereotypical homosexual and make everything about your sexuality, then people are probably going to treat you differently/avoid you. Most people don't like a lot of abrupt change, regardless of what it is concerning.
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Kickass facts 11 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Your computer functions by assigning a code to each symbol (letters, numbers, punctuation marks, etc.). If the alphabet were in no specific order, you could not assign a static code to each letter, ergo there would be no way for you to type anything into your computer. Also, the entire field of cryptography would be essentially nonexistent. It would change a lot of things that we don't even think of.
Laser engraving a button 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
This is cooler. It is also probably cheaper, more efficient, offers greater intricacy of design, can be spontaneously customized without having to change physical parts, etc.
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How do PowerPuff girl hands work 7 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Reminds me of Dr. Strange
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I think there was a bit of a misunderstanding here 5 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Actually, I don't use Android. And for my mp3 player, I have a Sansa that is like 15 years old and is still just as good or better than current iPods.
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What's yours? 9 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
My street name is Prof, short for professor and prophet.
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Auroras larger than Earth on Jupiter 13 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Not as pretty as @dzro_kaiira
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Oreos can even get better 12 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
And then blend it up and make a milkshake out of it.
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