"If we are all drunk, they won't know the difference."

A+ on the wording.My advice: play the game twice as long; level up for the normal amount of time you would be playing and also help her out with the rest of the time.

It depends on whether I had been transported to the 40's, Hitler had been transported to now, or Hitler's dead body was sitting at the table. All very different scenarios that demand different reactions.

Well, I had to give myself a neurological self exam after reading the title. Is that close enough?

Arena Grenade sounds like one of those old 8 bit shooter games

Those hands look more real than mine...

My power is unlimited carrying capacity, but only with pizza.

To be honest, I wouldn't have shown up. I'd rather mess with people.

Honestly, whenever I see stuff like this, all I can think is who the fuck cares what Skittles or Starbucks or whatever thinks. They just make some product, their political viewpoints are not valid. They are just doing these things as a marketing scheme. People refuse to purchase Starbucks because they believe X or don't believe Y; a legitimate reason not to go to Starbucks is because their coffee tastes like 7 shades of shit.

Huskies are pretty awesome. They are beautiful, super soft, smart, friendly, and will converse with you. Basically everything I look for in a woman.

Jurassic World was basically a remake of the first movie. Almost every plot point was the same.

That's pretty much how time works.

You would die from things other than radiation long before then. For instance, rupturing your stomach and leaking out acids and enzymes which rip you apart from the inside out. Or dehydration.

Every once in a while, you just have to get as fucked as much as possible in one instant.

I know for a fact that isn't the fastest possible way. As a side note, I have some freezers that get to ~-200C (~-330F).

As a person, I can say they are pretty good days, as well.

It also isn't very creative; there has been way too much zombie shit for far too long.