Personally, I'd be more likely to freak out if she did.

A tape made purely out of neutrinos

Who wants to go Ben Franklin that shit?

I definitely don't look that cute, but I am twice as clueless.

And their computers haven't improved much in 6021 years.

That looks similar to my handwriting when I am trying very hard to write legibly.

We just used duct tape and super soakers. We played war, and this was obviously the tank.

That is pretty wrong, actually. Almost every conflict has its origins with either religion or territory/resources.

I would read. I could learn so much.

Or you can just get some free picture editing software to rotate by any amount you want. This is still cool, though. If you combine all of the steps into a single algorithm, that might even be how other software performs e.g. 35 degree rotations automatically.

I think most of Shakespeare's work is entirely unremarkable. Even at its best, it is popularized, over-represented dime store drivel.

The computer asks "is it in?"

I have to cut his hand off. Should I use my scalpel or my sword?

He needs to learn how to tie a tie.

Yup, and it was great having to change passwords every two weeks because of "top secret" information that wasn't really even normal secret.

I was summoned here because I was supposedly mentioned, don't see my name anywhere. Sorry it took me so long (I was at work).