DarthSagacious

darthsagacious


Directions unclear; accidentally aimed a GRB at Earth in the future.

— DarthSagacious Report User
Evasive maneuvering like a pro 5 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
If he was a pro, he wouldn't have needed to do that.
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Anyone remembers this?? 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
That describes my daily achievements.
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Silence often says a lot 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Trust me, as someone who is around intelligent people every day, they will tell you all sorts of things, if they think you are intelligent enough to hear them. That is probably why they mostly remain silent around me.
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Dense people 7 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I like to think that I have just missed so many signals with my obliviousness over the years, but in reality, I think there were probably even less than the SETI project has gotten. Speaking of that, 6EQUJ5 is a pretty good way to describe Ray.
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Social Skills 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Have them? Yes (like level 1). Use them? No.
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Sunglasses please 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
This post describes you.
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Anti-vaxxers are autistic 3 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Even calling them mentally challenged would be an insult to the mentally challenged. They are a whole new breed, I like to call them "willfully mentally deficient".
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What animal is this 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
A dograffe
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Dense people 7 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I know for a fact I would be thinking: what the hell, just say that, why do you keep asking me if that's what to say, I already told you. It would never even cross my mind that someone could like me.
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$600 apple watch 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I don't see the difference. It probably works about as well as the real thing, anyways.
Silence often says a lot 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Intelligent people have lots to say, they just don't give a fuck about stupid fucking celebrities or the 120th rom-com to come out so far this year.
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i can't handle this 6 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
How Italians play shadow puppets
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100% real 22 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I do
We need more like people with this mentality 13 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
The point is that there isn't equality in it. It is an underrepresented field, and there is a lot of effort put forth to change that fact. I guess the people trying to change it are bastards for trying to highlight women who have succeeded in being employed in STEM fields. If this is off-putting, then women's history month must be a sheer outrage.
100% real 22 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
With their laptops, you have to go back at least 5 years in specs, but for triple the price.
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We need more like people with this mentality 13 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Then I guess you won't mind paying back those scholarships for majoring in a field where women are underrepresented. Or you can actually represent women in your field and inspire others to follow.
Young graduates 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Maybe you shouldn't have gotten a degree in American Midwest Literature From Summer of 1886 to Fall of 1886
100% real 22 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
They pretend they are so far ahead, but they are really years behind in every category.
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Plz stop 1 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Or they just don't like to take orders from people they don't know.
12 mill? I'm fine with that 9 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
At what rate? $12 million per year, per millennia, per Poincaré recurrence time? It makes a difference, since those last two aren't enough to live off.
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One thing that really grinds my gears 14 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
That's the beauty of the text, you can stop to think about your text. You can change the wording around, add stuff, delete stuff. Edit it into something logical. Then you can send it. Don't have finger diarrhea while your brain is constipated.
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Overprotecting fathers 14 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
*overprotective
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Zac, wtf are you doing?? 6 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
As a non-equestrian, I was still wondering wtf he was doing.
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Old school superman 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
GI... Superman
Sometimes spellcheck just gives up 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Like 90% of the words I write aren't in spellcheck's dictionary until I add them. They need to have a science/tech dictionary add-on
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