DarthSagacious

darthsagacious


Directions unclear; accidentally aimed a GRB at Earth in the future.

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Solving my daily life problems 1 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
This is like the Indian Mr. Bean
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*cabbage intensifies* 31 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
That sucks, man. Not the survival part, but all the rest. Ovarian cancer is certainly not one of the better cancers to get, but there are some subtypes that are fairly slow growing and respond to hormone and other therapies (e.g. MEK inhibitors). I'm not an MD, and nearly every therapy I utilize is in preclinical stages.
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Why is this so annoying? 14 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Does anyone do only prime numbers?
Globe maker 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
She's seen the globe, but I will show her the world.
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Why is this so annoying? 14 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I select my volume on how loud I want it, since the numbers go away quickly. I know, I am a monster.
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It looks nasty 3 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I think the joke is that he isn't in prison, his food and tray look like they are just that lacking in quality.
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Why is this so annoying? 14 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Numbers that end in a 5 are not even... so you are part of the other 5%
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Easy way to spice up your conversation 15 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I think the one with the dryer will probably get you arrested. Even if it doesn't, you might get shot in some places.
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Show me the data! 3 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
The context doesn't matter. This should always apply.
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Shouldn't there be a safety on this or something? 17 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Such a simple device, who would have thought it would be so deadly?
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*cabbage intensifies* 31 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Ovarian clear cell carcinoma
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i can't handle this 6 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I think that effect is only because the match is in close proximity to the wall. I haven't taken general physics in years, but I think the intensity is related by the inverse square of the distance. If the candle were much further from the wall, you wouldn't see that extra bit of brightness.
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Jesse James being savage! 19 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Take a picture of your gorgeous face while you are laughing and post it.
*cabbage intensifies* 31 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I think they were going for the slang for money, as in they would rescue him for money (which thusly intensifies their cabbage). But I most certainly could be wrong.
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Off the car 3 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Cat riding a domestic robot plays chicken with a desk while wearing a pygmy bear strapped to its back.
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What dating really is 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
By that definition, most people have dated me, it just didn't take them long to find the requisite amount of information.
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Biological clocks 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
You should get your serotonin, melatonin, cortisol... hell, all of your neurotransmitters and hormones checked. Do a full blood workup, CBC with differential, comprehensive metabolic panel. You shouldn't be tired all of the time.
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*cabbage intensifies* 31 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Extort him for money so that I don't have to spend huge amounts of time writing grant proposal after grant proposal, just to keep the lab running, so I can try to make some progress in an understudied cancer.
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Miraculous survival in the desert 7 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I like how it is flat nothingness as far as the eye can see, with only the tree standing out. But, there is still a sign.
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Dense people 7 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Thank you. I'm glad somebody appreciated it.
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Riveting stuff 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
One of my favorite artists.
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Starbucks should pay him for these awesome designs 3 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I tear them in half and use them as bookmarks.
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i can't handle this 6 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I don't think there is any way to get fire to cast a shadow.
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Why should we hire you 1 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I just did an interview today. Unfortunately, I will not be taking that candidate.
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Starbucks should pay him for these awesome designs 3 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Someone's got talent.
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