DarthSagacious

darthsagacious


Directions unclear; accidentally aimed a GRB at Earth in the future.

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Why doesn't this happen more 2: Rape doesn't need proof 29 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Sometimes unaliving people just isn't enough; you have to unexist them.
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Quite possibly the freakiest makeup ever 11 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I've got memory bleach, but, unfortunately, it is not targeted.
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Kids get it 5 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Who would you rather see live? 45 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
We aren't actually overpopulated as a whole species, there is just an extreme prejudice in the distribution of wealth/food/clean water. Even if we were, that is no justification to stagnate research that can benefit millions of people. Additionally, rats definitely are overpopulated, and they can easily repopulate very quickly. Besides, as I mentioned, these rats were bred specifically for this purpose.
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Ways to hide stuff 6 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I just use the old book one. However, I have a collection of books, including leather-bound ones, so they aren't the only books on my shelves.
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Who would you rather see live? 45 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
The girl is a member of my own species. She has an illness that is curable, but we are currently too stupid to do it. The rat was bred specifically to have research performed on it, in much the same way that many animals are bred specifically to be eaten or provide milk or eggs. It is a sometimes necessary fact that all living things do not have lives of commensurate value. For instance, the elderly will risk their lives in order to save someone younger, since they know that their life is closer to natural completion, ergo it has less value for everyone in the long term. Onus probandi is not with those in the philosophical and sociological norm, but I offer my own opinion for the sake of civility.
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Joe's not taking any chances 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
No, because that is exactly what they would tell you if they wanted you to think it wasn't real and catch you off guard.
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Who would you rather see live? 45 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Just out of curiosity, any of you who said the rat, what ethical justification can you legitimately offer?
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Epic historical photographs 30 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I could always decouple some signaling pathways to prevent extinction so that once his nociceptors are excited via torture, they constitutively and incessantly produce pain signals. Likewise, I could disable inhibitory interneurons, so that the pain signal cannot be ameliorated through some exogenous alleviating mechanoreception (gate control theory of pain modulation).
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Epic historical photographs 30 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Hopefully you've got him Satan
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One arm reload 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Gotta practice in case you get injured. We had to learn how to do basically everything with either hand.
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Reindeer shedding the velvet off of their antlers 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Reindeer be like: this is fine. Everything is fine.
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Kids get it 5 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
To be fair, some trucks are pretty.
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Typical identity crisis 1 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I see no duck.
Quiet holding Quiet 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
What magic is this?
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Epic historical photographs 30 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I also came to express my wtfness about that. And I even knew about it beforehand. We had covered it in physiology, but still... wtf.
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Daughter loves a healthy diet 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
She is ad-dick-ted to veggies.
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Which one would you choose? 21 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
If you work in the porn industry, it is very professional. *head tapping meme
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Humans are really adorable :) 17 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
There are a few non-adorable observations one could make, as well.
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Which one would you choose? 21 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Hire a secretary to use your computer for you. Dictate everything.
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Satisfy table 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I don't know if it is just me, but I can almost hear the overly dramatic mechanical noises from ornate doors opening in movies and video games.
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Stickers for adults 3 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I read "I adultured" and was very confused for a moment.
Wind vs. Freezing rain 1 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
That will quickly accumulate to the point where it either builds up unevenly and imbalances the blades or accrues so much extra weight and burns out the fan.
Goddammit, someone pick him up! 9 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
5 Guys is pretty damn good.
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Sucks to have resting b*tch face 11 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
That's one hell of a resting bitch face.
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