I once heard that you can use computers for things other than porn, memes, social media, and games. I'm not sure what else there is in life, but I've heard some weird things.

This is a good message. I am not uncomfortable. I hate the media portrayal of breast cancer, and it actually screws up a lot of research opportunities for other cancers. It's gotten better, after things like the Recalcitrant Cancer Research Act of 2012, but still, it shouldn't takes acts of Congress to get people interested in or funding for other cancers with poorer outcomes.

It looks *cue song* radioactive

You are the one that got the D

"You idiots, I was supposed to be cremated"

Calling yourself a writer because you copied and pasted a bunch of other people's words.

The longest I have ever slept was 17 hours, and that was after being awake for 4 days straight.

Or you can just wait for the pressure to equalize, calm down, take a nice last breath, easily open the car door and swim up.

Fantastic, I am below average at something else.

Bunker buster. But don't look up the Urban Dictionary definitions for it.

I could love a pig and I've eaten dog before. Other countries do things differently.

Applianception

I'm kinda both. Sometimes I know better, but I try anyways out of scientific curiosity.

When video games inspire fitness.

Schrodinger's smoker