I'll give you one darthsagacious

In this particular case, there was nothing to avoid, it was just straight up dumbassery.

What if you got an anonymous donation that was a little light on the anonymous part?

There are so many errors. For instance, his penis volume assumes a perfect cylinder. He also uses an average weight and average density to determine a volume to compare it to a volume obtained in a slightly more direct manner. His error is likely larger than his measurement, making it completely useless. The whole last paragraph is utter nonsense; almost every word is wrong on all counts.

Well, she has no hips, no boobs, shoulders almost as wide as she is tall, thighs about as thin as her arms, and a rather plain face. She has nice hair. She isn't exactly ugly, but not very attractive, either. Certainly nothing to blatantly gawk at.

I carry lots of things on me. Scrubs have lots of pockets.

Smooth though it may be, it is actually true.

I know that it somewhat looks like a turtle, but it is actually easier to draw a fucking turtle than that. For instance, look how much simpler the turtle is than the symbol it is drawn over to show that the symbol means turtle.

I am. It works well for me.

The Office.

I don't know, undoing your wrist is probably just as bad as cutting it.

Your profile picture disagrees with you.

While it is true that you should get every lump checked, I would like to add that over 90% of lumps are completely benign. Do your self exams, but don't be hysterical if you find something. Just make an appointment with your doctor. And guys, you can get breast cancer, too. It is more rare, but it is typically associated with a poorer prognosis; guys don't have as much breast tissue, so the cancer can spread more easily to the bone marrow or lungs. By the time you feel a lump, the cancer has been around for a while, so don't wait.

That's actually one of my specialties. I could verify its functionality.