DarthSagacious

darthsagacious


Directions unclear; accidentally aimed a GRB at Earth in the future.

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"ssss" snek is danger! 57 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
The last game I played was a trivia game... so I think I am pretty good.
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Hydraulic crane made from cardboard, plastic syringes, and toothpicks 10 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
This is more engineering than science. Time travel... has a lot of scientific, engineering, and technological challenges.
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No excuses for sports 5 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Most guys have a pair of balls.
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Hamster the preacher!! 9 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
"And we shall no longer exhaust ourselves upon the Endless Wheel, for the Hands that Hoist us do not belong to some immortal creator god. No, for I have seen them cut and bleeding, just as you or I would. It is time we free ourselves."
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But wouldn't he be trapped in his own box anyways? 10 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
What if you are the rogue you?
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Wooden makeup 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Got wood? I am wood!
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Did you know? 17 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
A group of scientists is called a study.
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why not both? 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
It's cool that my search history now has the phrase: can cocaine kill a dolphin
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What I wanna know is what the hell is that chair made of!?!? 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Holy crap, that guy looks like he weighs at least 160 kg.
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But wouldn't he be trapped in his own box anyways? 10 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
What if it is you from a different universe telling you that you need to escape from a rogue you that is going around killing all of the you from different universes because you don't like yourself or other yous?
Get your shit together 3 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Maybe the kill order was written in white text with a white background.
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Plane in an undersized hangar 9 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
If I fits, I sits.
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For my blind followers 14 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
From what I understand, it is more about motion of signs than static ones. Looking past the obvious idiocy.
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Mechanical snake - why? Why engineers? 7 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Because this is a good example of biomimetics. It helps advance several different engineering and technological fields, solving structural and motile challenges for this project.
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Photoshopping for a job 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I don't think it is illegal if he is their employee. Where I work required a photo in a suit for my ID badge; they have a professional photographer on campus, I just had to show up. We also have our own company social network, which I never go on. We have our own newsletter, which has profiles of new hires and even volunteers.
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Photoshop in the old days 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Use tools to alter the amount of light that shines on certain portions of the film during the exposure. This will selectively brighten or darken certain regions, e.g. lightening the mole until it is the same level as the surrounding cheek.
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Never underestimate the intelligence of animals 16 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Accessories sold separately.
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Never underestimate the intelligence of animals 16 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Get a chimp and teach it sign language.
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Your Kuzco is out there 14 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
{What a logically valid argument, truly the product of a genius}
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Photoshopping for a job 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
There are places that get donated suits just to help people look good for interviews and whatnot. I know some local dry cleaners will actually give out dry cleaned and pressed suits that were never picked up, at no cost to people trying to get a job.
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Kitty is bamboozled by magic trick 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Whatever it is, I think it turns into that rod
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No excuses for sports 5 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
A young Fats Brown learns the game.
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If only you could close it 18 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Pretty much all of my drawers are that drawer.
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But wouldn't he be trapped in his own box anyways? 10 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Not gonna lie, it would be fucking freaky to look under the bed and see a mime.
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Letter for the wife 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
The AC blows the small piece away (it has less mass) and then the marriage ends.
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