My old tattoo artist didn't make you pay front, when i asked him why he pulled out a 11 inch knife and said "you don't pay for it you ain't leaving with it"

Alternative, i am poor.

The wind is always moving here. And any hole deeper than 8 inches fills with water. I yern for it anyway

Wasps are major pollinators of a lot of fruits and are vital! I love them!!!! Even tho I'm allergic!

I've been wearing the same five tshirts since middle school.

I've been wearing the same tshirts since middle school.

You have to pour it into a.....oh nevermind

My watch cost $7 and it has sonic the hedgehog on it

I have never seen an airplane irl

To ignore the child when it's crying.

I watch it with subs.....but i don't think my opinion counts......

....i think it needs new strings

I can make some crude ass hand gestures tho.....

I had an allergic reaction to the first dose, but I'll still be getting the second one. For the good of my family and the people who can't get vaccinated

I mean...to be fair i didn't make this system. I just got here!

I mean...to be fair i didn't make this system. I just got here!

......why.....why would the clit taste like piss ever?!?

Now this....this is a good meme. Any meme about beating up racists is a good meme

I can experience memes about being deaf... It makes me sad that blind people can't do the same.