*drives off in my Impala*

Yeah,that's one of my credit card scams.

*gives you a credit card*

I can handle my pie.

All the flavors.

Make sure it's pie this time.

You are nothing to me.Unless you DO have pie.

Pie is everyone's type of food!

What do you have against pie?*still eats the cake anyway*

How does this look anything like pie?

This is cake.

Love me some pie.

Well,I only accept two types of payment.Pie,and beer.And,because of this,I don't really want any beer.

You owe me some pie.

I like me some pie.