*Who's

Um... he was released nine months ago... I'm pretty sure he can read whatever he wants now.

This is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen!

...maybe your problem is you don't know how to use apostrophes or proper capitalization.

I'd like to see what happens if you throw a ball...

*its

Try a Google search. He doesn't speak 6 languages, he simply learned a little Chinese from his violin teacher

You are the worst teacher ever. You are the reason kids today don't trust authority figures. How can you sleep at night?

Also the offensive grammar...

*days* No apostrophe needed

*its *bland *what's

Farming tools as far as the eye can see

If you're going to steal a joke from Pakalu Papito, at least have the decency to cite it.

How does this have up votes? This is stupid and wrong

*pour

Lame

*its

I tried that once. Nedless to say, I'm no longer welcome at Olive Garden.

*Don't

While you're at it, you might as well learn how to spell "buried."

Grammar much?

*its

They're sitting at their computers typing a complaint... neither working nor cleaning