Joey Carlson McBride Jr.

flamingduckballs


I haven't been on in forever, so now I'm gonna be an edgy faggot.
Fuck you.

— Joey Carlson McBride Jr. Report User
i just threw up -- oh and these next posts will be historic 32 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Fun fact: Hitler was never kicked out of art school. He applied multiple times and was repeatedly rejected. The "dean" (for lack of a better word) noticed his talent for shaping in 3D space and buildings especially, and recommended that he become an architect. However, since Adolf grew up believing he would become an artist, he ignored his studies and never even completed the equivalent of graduating high school, which was a requirement to even apply for the school of architecture. He then began to develop his ideas of a superior Aryan race, and joined the National Socialist German Worker's Party as a founding member. It was there that he recognized his passion and skill for speaking, and became the forefront of the Party, eventually turning it into the Nazi party. His skill was such that post-WW2 he became known as the "Master Of Propaganda" for his success in swaying an entire nation into his twisted beliefs, and even convincing enough to have all power transferred to him.
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It really does 34 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Yes it did
this hurt my heart.... 62 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Well my child, bait is used in effort to cleverly trick, deceive, and capture a poor unwitting soul, whereas chum is only to rustle the waters for one's own entertainment.
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this hurt my heart.... 62 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
There need be no bait, when one can simply fill the water with chum
this hurt my heart.... 62 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
And they suck dick
Didn't see that "plot-twist" coming 21 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
*on
That moment when you realize you are paranoid 76 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Or just a weaboo trash fag
Found Mr Krabs 4 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Me millionth dollar
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this hurt my heart.... 62 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Yeah, the fags in the pic
this hurt my heart.... 62 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggooooooooots
most honest thing i've heard so far 10 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
/r/Im14AndThisIsDeep
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Troll level: Over 9000 6 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Who is this
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This is a treasure. 69 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
No, it's an art form. It takes time to master
Good guy arizona 10 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Yes they are
Best answer ever 11 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure ? doesn't go at the end of a sentence that beings with "If"
What a Heroic Dog! 10 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Plot twist he ate it
Good guy arizona 10 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
By posting without being logged in
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This is a treasure. 69 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Softcore faggot
Hardcore internet princes go on /b/
Now excuse me while I roll over there on my JD Razor
Fuck you
This is a treasure. 69 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
I must say, this has been mildly entertaining. Good night m'lady
This is a treasure. 69 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Oh contrair. I simply stated my rightful opinion. You went out of your way to get all offended and shit. You tossed yourself into something that was none of your business, so don't be calling me the creep.
This is a treasure. 69 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Hey I'm sensitive about my skull. Also, you're 14 lmao. Go to bed you have school tomorrow faggot, and stop using grown-up language.
What? Kevin? 2 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
First post to make me laugh
Well done, sir
This is a treasure. 69 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
undercoverk be like *sweaty 30 yr old nerd in a fedora sitting in his computer chair typing "btw Im a grill lol I have a vageena lol im a grill on teh interwebz pay attention to me"
This is a treasure. 69 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Hurr durr I identifie as a transwolfkin and my pronouns are bark, book, faggot, and Xenoklyka hurr durr Im also panlyasexual aljnvljavaj stop opressing me!
Also, I've tried drinking bleach. I dont know why, but I cannot be granted the sweet release of death. My existence is in eternal agony, I am a mistake of creation.
Kill me.
Kill me.
Kill me.
Kill me.
This is called a Rainbow Gum Tree 9 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
I came