I looked at this twice before I realized the grey thing is wearing teeny tiny tighty whiteys.

This conversation holds true til the day one of you can no longer use a phone.

Best thing I've seen this morning.

And the other 54%...?

Heav-VY.

I love the caption even more.

I have to trim the sides at a taper. If I don't, I might as well fit this all too perfectly. When I was a little kid and not allowed to use scissors, I got cut quite a few times every summer.

Pretty hairy knuckle for someone who calls their aromatic product "perfume".

Not a single accident happened at his home. Not even in a grocery store or park or whatever. I would be too afraid to share a cab with him.

I got so much joy out of this.

One of my favorite shows and people.

"Damn, bitch. That sandwich is FABulous."
The consumer will be poopin' like a unicorn.

Also, what if they suggested sharpie because a ball point pen often gets stuck? And when you're drawing scribbles on the page, trying to unstick the roller ball, that's actually what causes a déjà vu experience?

If Channing Tatum walked in and ordered chocolate, I bet they'd scramble to mix that chocolate syrup into the excess vanilla. I know I would.

I've never seen a whole episode, nor this pic. But given what the media and general public see of them, I'd say the fact that they're posed to make the general shape of a shoe is fitting. Seems their lives are all fashion and no "real" fame, right?

The one in white looks well preserved. Bravo to its keeper.