Most of the pictures they use are off of Facebook or other social media

I just had the fun of looking up and seeing that ceiling

Those same things are happening in America while people are also helping rebuild from storms

Well she was in the office so it's not as much of a random reference

There have been a lot of stories where they tried to sue other organizations for very petty things because their fundraising efforts were similar

I prefer the 6 pack of cupcakes my grocery store sells

My friend was supposed to pick me up from the airport but set his alarm for am instead of pm

So what you're telling me is that because a dog can sniff out drugs it's life is more important than others.
By this logic due to the fact that your astrophysics skills don't match those of Stephen Hawking you have done nothing for humanity whatsoever

19 and I've had my costume planned since July

I need a sugar daddy

In the song Panda by desiigner one of the lyrics is "I got broads in atlanta" which is what I'm assuming the meaning is

The county that his "winter White House" is in did not vote for him and I find that the funniest thing

They work from the top down and keep the parts under them that they aren't working on encased in wood so they don't mess it up

West coast Florida was told not to expect power back on until the 22nd

It's real!!

Harvey hit
Irma is still hitting
Jose is formed and moving
Lee is barely formed but still moving
Katia is formed but isn't expected to hit

You stock up the days before with food and drinks then invite the people you like enough to potentially be trapped for days over and throw a party where most people get drunk

I live normally an 8 hour drive away from the panhandle and it was taking people I know 14+ hours to get out of the state