Little c*ckatiel signs iPhone ringtome everytime his owner tries to leave the house

I saw a show that said when we are all dead and gone these birds will still make noises we taught them. And then their offspring will. And a thousand years from now some bird is gonna make the iphone noise.

-mockingjay theme plays-

The website did it on it's own -shrug-
I didn't feel like changing the title to "bird-who-must-not-be-named," though in hindsight maybe I should have

Ha, I wonder how it would handle a cockatiel in a cockpit of a flight to see a cockfight?

"This title will self destruct."