Can I get a PLAIN double hamburger, totally plain, nothing on it?
*has cheese*

I might be like that. I am heavier than I look, have never broken a bone or had a fracture or anything like that, and have a hard time swimming and can't just float.

You have to keep a notepad document with what's on your playlist in order. Anytime you add something, add it to the bottom of the list. Use ctrl+f to find the removed video by looking up what is right before or after it.

Talking won't fix the problem.

"We" lol, bet he's a jew

looks like a robin; they only eat worms
not sure if it is, though

Step Up, by Maylene and the Sons of Disaster is my favorite song. It's nothing like their other stuff which I don't like.

non-whites are something else

Most "mass shootings" in the USA are committed by blacks. Most regular shootings too. Whites just get higher scores.

t-they think we're successful?
*sniff*

that's not Lipnicki (the kid), this is a trick

Flat earthers believe that antarctica is the edge; all the way around. They also believe the governments of the world are barring access to antarctica to prevent people from knowing about it or finding what's there. So your show has nowhere to go.

You dont even remember most memes from two years ago

If only more people had these kinds of balls these days. We've been neutered.

If you're in the left lane, move over. If you're in the right lane, take your foot off the gas pedal until they go around.

I expected different comments.

Imagine if we could get black people in trouble for the dumb shit they say and do.

Minimum wage has always been about three loaves of bread.

Well, lawn-darts aren't guaranteed by the constitution, but you could make the argument that they are "arms" and therefor should be included with the 2nd. Anyway yeah, terrible commie rule; they should be legal. I'd think they're fairly easy to make; it just says you can't sell them.

The chinese government *tells you* that chinese kids want to be astronauts.

Unironically would be totally happy.

Absolutely! Arrest the fuckers and dissolve their business.

My wife is german. "Turtok" is waaaaaay better than blastoise.

untrue and homosexual