Harvester of Men

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Word Game - Entry 0 58 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
Nisi, Sumerian
I wipe my ass with a wii fit weighing scales 1 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
At least in my experience, most scales meant for weighing heavier items like humans don't register weights under a certain threshold. Mine doesn't register anything less than 5lbs I believe. And if I'm dropping 5lb turds, I got a bigger problem than charting them.
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Year of the racoon 1 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
The last one is only true if you spell raccoon incorrectly.
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The obvious choice is... 3 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
If you gotta protect her, you're dating the wrong kind of girls. Get you a girl that can hold her own in a fight.
Tom... No! 3 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
iirc he tried guns a couple times and they always backfired
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Somehow at the end of the month, the same profits come in. And still, nobody asks how 5 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
Exactly. Just because they made a mistake doesn't mean they aren't worth your time. You chose to enter into this business, obviously those people are gonna be a large part of it.
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Caesar in a freezer 11 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
Ruler in a cooler
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Daily Dose of Prehistory Revival 8: Styracosaurus albertensis 5 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
Wasn't this one also shown to exhibit some carnivorous behavior?
Needs to make a comeback in the US 6 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
It looks like a klansmen. Who thought that looked right?
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The Bikini Bottom Horror 32: Restraining The Beast 3 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
The second-to-last panel looks like squidward has a massive erection to me and I can't unsee it.
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Meanwhile at the Jurassic Park office 4 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
And once again I'm reminded of the dinosaur thing. Oh the horror!
Nuns roll out 3 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess The Nun
· Edited 4 years ago
What you guys think? Acrylic Painting 6 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
I thought this was a screenshot from some new video game at first. Amazing work!
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Applies to all the Birds as well 1 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
Controversial opinion: if you wanna be treated like a car, you gotta go as fast as the cars. If you're not going the speed limit, you can't get pissed when cars pass you, cuz you're holding people up.
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Outstanding move 10 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
I wanna know if she's giving him the allowance to pay for it too, or if she's literally just scamming her son for money.
With each death I grow stronger 9 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
I started doing this since I can't go to the gym anymore. Get on AC Odyssey or Shadow of War and crank the difficulty up then BAM, instant workout.
Slav power! 2 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
You don't know America if you think Americans start drinking at 21 lol. Illegal doesn't mean shit to teenagers.
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Not sure what to put here 6 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
Thanks! :D
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Not sure what to put here 6 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
What book? This looks cool.
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Bohemian Auto-Complete (For The Truly Bored) 18 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
Is this the same thing with my wife?
Is this just a little bit of something?
Caught in a couple of weeks.
No escape from my computer (I feel that)
Open your mouth and mouth.
Look up to the gym now and see.
I'm just a little bit older than the Old Gods.
I need no more time for my friends.
Because it's easy for people to get out of their crimes.
Easy access to a home.
Little background checks.
Little fingers are going through my hair.
Any way the Senate will take the mental toll from his husband.
Doesn't really matter to anyone else.
Mama, just don't worry about the Kiwi education system.
Put a gun right to your floor and look for a long shot.
Pulled the trigger, now he has the opportunity for a little extra time.
Mama, life is not going anywhere except the holidays.
But now I've gone and now I've come in my mind.
If I'm not back home now I'll be home now but not in the translation.
Carry on, carry on as if you're a prick.
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Makes sense 2 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
He didn't take very good care of that fence.
Considering that I used to live like 30km from the Pope himself I found it hard to 5 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
I guess that's a fair statement, but personally I only have issue with atheists if they're assholes about it. Like yeah, you get to believe what you want, but so does everybody else. Don't shit on other people's beliefs. Same for other religious people. Just let everyone live their life.
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Mosquitoes 3 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
Is that true? I assumed that feature would be so you could kill the egg-layers first.
Stay healthy 8 comments
harvesterofmen · 4 years ago
If my school lunches had looked like that I probably wouldn't have skipped lunch all high school.
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