I bake really well. What'd you want?

Really? That'll be awesome! I even get to meet the performers? That's sick!

Okay... If you have the balls to tell her that, I'd like front row tickets, please.

Just look at her and tell m you would >.<

You don't know my principal. Want me to post a picture of her? She scares the crap out of everyone. I dunno a single person wo has told her 'no.'

We have a huge dance at he end of the year and our crazy principal /loves/ embarrassing us.

The next gym class, we had ballroom dancing and the kid that touches himself in maths class asked me to dance with him...

Bone, bad. Cupcake, good thing. I'm just happy I broke my leg when I did.

One was a chicken salad sandwich and another was a small cupcake. They were really nice about it and didn't mind I took some. Ambulances are really cool. There's so many little draws full of, like, gause and stuff. I just didn't enjoy it too much because I smashed my knee and broke my fibula.

On the rock wall? Yes.
Breaking my leg? Not really...
Ambulance? Very much so. The EMTs gave my some of their lunch since I didn't have mine yet.

On the bright side, I've been in an ambulance now!

She was the person that was belaying me in gym and she purposely dropped me because I said I didn't think her out fit looked good... I swear to God, she was wearing a homemade knit crop top sweater with codoroy pants and black combat boots. She just dropped me and my leg went under me as I dropped fifteen feet.

That's beautiful... :,(

Thanks! At least he signed it!

My crush broke my leg and then tried explaining how it wasn't his fault... FML

Good, good promblem!

It's all about when the shirt lifts up...

Same! I thought I was alone! They're not atractive at all!

Works on many guys.

Skin tight.