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Poor Tamera. :'( 29 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
The thing I remember most about those two is when they got their vaginas steamed. Of ALLLLLLL the things I've seen them in, that is what sticks out to me.
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Now CN is full of crap 32 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Star versus the forces of evil is awesome. And Boomerang plays a lot of the old stuff.
Waiting in line at airport security when I saw this 44 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Rubber bands to the scrotum....
Waiting in line at airport security when I saw this 44 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
It was the weapon of an Air Marshal. Good job, TSA.
An unspoken rule, I'm suprised by how many people doesn't know that 27 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
This has to be a troll. No where in any of my training was I ever taught to hit any thing but center mass. If the order to engage is given, you shoot to kill. If you don't believe me, join the armed forces or local law enforcement.
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The symmetry of this prank is pretty impressive 13 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
I got the bottle, you got the cup. Come on everybody let's get ffffffff...
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This would be Perfect. Please... 21 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
You have to do a Kickstarter for this.
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93% of the kids in Finland who start high school will Finnish 26 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
http://www.indexmundi.com/finland/demographics_profile.html When a country has a population as close to homogeneous and young as this one, education is easier. Countries that have large numbers of older people and people that don't even enter school speaking the native language are at a disadvantage from the start. Add in that the US counts the standerized tests of mentally challenged students in their assesments and it is no wonder our schools "suck". Truth is that students with parents that care so better and students left to their own often fail. That goes for anywhere. (Block-O-text)
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Well that escalated quickly 40 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
I am offended by your remark.
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"What's Nunavut?" "What you do with your homework" 5 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
"....homeworks go "missing"."
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At least he's not racist 9 comments
heywood · 9 years ago
Really? So Eminem wasn't accused of being homophobic or of saying things for "shock value" just to get attention in a field where he wasn't take seriously when he began?
"I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it" - Eminem
This is how Trump sees himself. As the spokesman for the "regular guy" in America. saying what he thinks people want to hear and believing that no press is bad press.
At least he's not racist 9 comments
heywood · 9 years ago
You guys realize that Trump is the Eminem of politicians, right?
This guy is awesome 14 comments
heywood · 9 years ago
Hate to break it to you but those were his brother's books. He was still just a conman.
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Fat acceptance is murder 72 comments
heywood · 9 years ago
So it's ok to be attracted to the same sex but not to heavy people? Nice tolerance to EVERYONE you got there.