Heywood Jableauxme

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— Heywood Jableauxme Report User
I like this 22 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
You can fund the shit out of schools but if the parents don't give a fuck about their kid's education, it is a waste of money.
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How male victims of statutory rape get re-victimized 33 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
I was told that in cases of real rape, the body has a way of preventing pregnancy. /s
Deceit 17 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
I like for people to get credit for their work. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PgmRUJ3rofM
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it depends on what songs they are 26 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Well now I have nothing to contribute.
The money is good 38 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Ummm...yeah. i didn't know she could get pregnant from a facial.
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The money is good 38 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
I hope they fabreeze that couch.
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Don't mind the Iceberg. Had to got him ready for that burn 15 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
I may have misunderstood. I simply pointed out that the picture represented Obama's incorrect assumption that Trump would not be a President. Much like the Captain of the Titanic made an incorrect assumption about the path of his vessel and the designer made an incorrect assumption about the sinkabilty of his creation.
My apologizes if I made a wrong assumption of my own.
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At least he parked inside the lines 10 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Good story. Would lol again.
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Don't mind the Iceberg. Had to got him ready for that burn 15 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Just another thing Obama got wrong as President.
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Kid's a master in the fine art of page turning 2 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Lol. Payton Manning does that in the DIRECTV commercial. Licks his finger and uses the other hand to change the page.
Friendly reminder of how awesome Iceland is 18 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Yep. Booking my anti-gay stadium tour right now.
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Tats f*cked 12 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Ha! Joke's on them. I said I DIDN'T have HIV at my last one.
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Spend her hair for kids with cancer 14 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Maybe it was to bring awesness to the need for such donations. I donated mine a couple months ago. When people asked why I cut it and I told them, they had no clue it was a thing.
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Spend her hair for kids with cancer 14 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
I think the translation is off. The background signage seems to be of a foreign origin.
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Women who deserve more appreciation 58 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
This is the best text book example of trolling and being trolled EVER. It's like Abot and Costello.
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Election crap 27 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Again, it doesn't disqualify the vote.
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Election crap 27 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Because people believe that it would lead to people buying votes. If you were allowed to,show proof of a vote, people could get paid to vote a certain way. As it is, there is no way to be sure that the person you paid to vote for you did.
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Election crap 27 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Idiots. Ballots don't have names on them. Once it's in the box or the button pushed on the machine, the vote is cast. You can't DISQUALIFY a vote. That said, Justin Timberlake did the same thing. No one called for his vote to be disqualified.
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Poor Uber driver 12 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Ha! I saw the map before the address and thought, "That looks like Baton Rouge. Maybe there was construction blocking the faster way."
Women who deserve more appreciation 58 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Bitches be crazy.
I want that hat 5 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
Smells like fish, eat all you with. Smells like cologne, leave it alone. Best advise my mom ever gave me.
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For the glory of satan of course 11 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
"Paws up don't shoot!" "Nine lives matter!"
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THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
The guy that posted is an open troll. Why assume his political leaning?
Finally the truth 17 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
As a blind guy, I'm gonna need brale on the shirt. ; )
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Finally the truth 17 comments
heywood · 7 years ago
And judge right? "Look at that, bitch. Gotta be fake." Lol
I kid. I kid. I joke. I joke.