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All hail the muffin king has returned! *throws assorted muffins into the crowd *

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How do you sit as a visitor? Perso: It depends at whose house I am 11 comments
hood · 3 years ago
as someone with ADHD.... my answer is yes.
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I die a little every 3 weeks :( 6 comments
hood · 6 years ago
Wow that took a while
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Dabstep 14 comments
hood · 6 years ago
No you do the blood pact ritual handshake... after you beat them in a dual first of course
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Dabstep 14 comments
hood · 6 years ago
Hey they get whatever they want but they have to payfor their meal and you pay for yours (this isn't a date, jeez get a job freeloader)
SIX!!! 5 comments
hood · 6 years ago
Now all i can picture is a waring alien race goliath woman with like 4 arms and a lot of muscles exclaiming this with pride. Like in the next guardians of the galaxy or like futurama or something they just meet this matriarchal amazonian society and they send their greatest warrior to fight and at the end you find out she was like pregnant the whol movie and now she's going into labour like: "wait you were pregnant this whole time! we climbed mountains, crossed half the galaxy, overthrew a corrupt alien government, you singlehandedly defeated an entire planets army and we saved the galaxy from exploding and the whole fucking time you were pregnant!"
"Indeed i contain multitudes"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US SOONER! WHY DID YOU COME! YOU'RE PREGNANT!"
"you are weak and you needed my help, i am my people's best warrior, how is this an issue?"
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Alien vs Predator 2 comments
hood · 6 years ago
This made me laugh way harder than it should have XD
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Salt and Pepper are enough for me thanks 8 comments
hood · 6 years ago
I mean it makes sense i guess
Dabstep 14 comments
hood · 6 years ago
Well where i come from we don't kill people until we've bought them dinner first so sorry if i think it's rude not to give them a last meal before you kill them and bathe in their blood!
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Dabstep 14 comments
hood · 6 years ago
....well ok then
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Johnny English is back!! 5 comments
hood · 6 years ago
HYPE!
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Dabstep 14 comments
hood · 6 years ago
And when they do the same to you?
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Now she thinks you care 2 comments
hood · 6 years ago
Hey this is a Christian auto correct, no sexting or you'll make jesus sad
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Dabstep 14 comments
hood · 6 years ago
That's the plan... but what happens when they dab back?
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Train 1 comments
hood · 6 years ago
7500 years old toy found in Mardin/Turkey 4 comments
hood · 6 years ago
Flinstones confirmed?
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Everyone must like dogs 6 comments
hood · 6 years ago
Yup
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there are too many of them 3 comments
hood · 6 years ago
No one knew where they came from but soon only America remained, president trumps bold decision to build a wall to protect north America worked... for a while but one day the swine broke through and now it's only a matter of time before we're all consumed
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Avengers: Daddy Issues 1 comments
hood · 6 years ago
The avengers but as cats is just a bunch of stray cats slowly amassing an army of cats to protect the city
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What can't he do? 2 comments
hood · 6 years ago
Putin in next x-men confirmed
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Salt and Pepper are enough for me thanks 8 comments
hood · 6 years ago
Exactly what parts of Europe are "tomato Europe" and what parts are "potato Europe" XD
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The cash crows 8 comments
hood · 6 years ago
Yes they are but i also know they're smart enough to steal money from an actual wallet and possibly figure out that a credit card is also probably money, so this new influx of money is most likely not off the ground change. He's very likely just trained a murder of muggers
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The cash crows 8 comments
hood · 6 years ago
I'm... not exactly sure how to feel about this...
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Completely dead meme 2 comments
hood · 6 years ago
Completely dead inside
Modern video games and swords 13 comments
hood · 6 years ago
I said carry... well actually i mean mor like equip or something... basically i mean how man can you attach tou yourself (no matter how impractical it is to attach that many blades to yourself) and still move around and do stuff, like to what degree (no matter how impractical) can you video game equip yourself before you can't logically attach more weapons to yourself that you most likely can't use. Like it's not about carry weight just how much of it you can move with you before it becomes improbable, impractical or impossible
Modern video games and swords 13 comments
hood · 6 years ago
No no bags, only ducktape or straps or scabards
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