I feel like this Computer every time I walk into Maths.

England is like the US too -_-

I don't know about you but I have never kept the same pencil for more than a single lesson.

COMING THIS VALENTINES DAY FIVE MINUTES BEFORE KITCHEN CLOSES!!!
Boyfriend with girl clinging onto his arm: "You sure you can't just get together some food for one measly couple...? Please?"
x 100

Omg I know this place I went there before it was burnt down it was fucking awesome with UV lights and lazer tag and omg it was so good you don't even know

#Guiltyascharged

I am a believer

Because it's a hologram, anyone who runs through it wouldn't crash BUT it would have sensors to know when someone did run through it c:

What I want to be doing vs What I have time to do

That moment when you've never seen her because you're english-

When I was much younger I used to but not any more C:
I didn't see it as wrong because- they're my parents- like- y'know what I mean?
It just didn't feel weird. It does now I guess, having kissed someone that's not my parents so I guess things just change when you grow up. When I was little I wasn't having crushes or anything like that but when you get to a certain age it just-
Yeah c: Not sure how to explain it really. I understand how people find it weird and I do now too but not when I was younger.

My goal for 2016 is to watch more things with Robert Downey Jr rolling his eyes in.

I literally couldn't give less of a shit if I got cat-called and have been before. Now, being followed down the street is an entirely different thing which I do mind because it's creepy and actually posing a threat.

I get that reference *wriggles eyebrows*

Snakes evolved from lizards that used to crawl around and live in tunnels. Eventually their legs became more of a hindrance and they evolved to be rid of them however male pythons still have very small claws where their back legs used to be. c:
But I still XD I can literally imagine this

ha ha NOPE

I love that-! :D Until you blink after wards the buildings look like they've got faint colours then when you blink they're actually just white

I hate it when they laugh because they think it's funny that I'm mad just because I'm not a six foot something male. I'm not saying it's a good thing to be angry and have people scared of you but I'd prefer they actually respected when I was genuinely angry instead of just taking me as a joke. I've tried to get help for my anger and some things work but I can't always take myself away from the situation else people just laugh and think I'm overreacting.

*puts on glasses*
Skill B)