Come to England, you'll get plenty of use out of it here c:

I feel like Cap would have me up at six every morning and I'm not about that life.
As much as I love the idea of getting wasted every night I don't think Iron Man's 'training' would be right for me...
Deadpool and chimichangas it is!

Or you could tell him in a polite voice that if he keeps calling you fat he can start calling you ex.

It's a difficult topic because there are two sides to the coin.
On one hand, you want people to be happy in the body they're in and to accept and love themselves for who they are. Whether you're curvy, chubby, skinny, athletic. Whatever whatever. You feel like you should encourage people to love themselves.
On the other hand, being too skinny isn't healthy. Eating too many takeaways and being too large isn't healthy. Their is a range in which it is okay to say 'just accept yourself' and 'you don't have to be a twig' but if you are putting your health in danger. If you're developing joint problems because you weight too much or your ribs are sticking out , you need to do something.
Just because your mind is happy with how you look, doesn't mean your body is.

It's scary how advanced robots are becoming.

It's not good BUT there is a chance we will find out that this isn't true and that it's just a cliffhanger of some sorts.
I don't like it either but we need to let them see where this going as, despite this, cinematic Steve Rogers is NOT hydra, that much is plain to see.

And just not eating some chips is completely out of the question.

If I will still be stabbing blindly at this at 2am as I realise I need to put my phone on charge then this is a failure.

Table for one please!

It's venomous, not poisonous. Something that's poisonous means it's toxic to eat - like a poison dart frog.

...Skinny Steve? Is that you?

In some countries it's a lot worse...I understand what they mean though - In places like Britain or the majority of USA things are pretty good for the LGBT community and people who ARE homophobic are often frowned upon by the majority of the people around them.
However in some countries, gay men are still being stoned and beaten and abused. It's all a matter of perspective and where you are in the world.

IT'S SO GOOD OMG YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT

The way the title of this post is phrased makes me nervous - Are we to expect a 500Km asteroid in the near future?

I'd like to say I relate to this but unfortunately I do not have a tail

*screech*

THoreal

If this was fact in USA then Chicago the Musical would be entirely irrelevant which is something I do not want c: