illusion666
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Atheists in a nutshell 71 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I'm agnostic because I don't care. About anything.
Literally.
Like I don't even know why i'm telling you this
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Literally.
Like I don't even know why i'm telling you this
Why do girls wear this? 35 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Because if you're staring at my tits you won't see the knife...
-insert jaws music-
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-insert jaws music-
Cats Who Won't Let You Read Your Book 8 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
On the last one-
"I am the only dragon you should be reading about human..."
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"I am the only dragon you should be reading about human..."
Shut up and save my money 4 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I had one, tried to save money, realised I had no money, ended up taking the lid off and just putting the same pound coin in over and over again so I could dream I was rich.
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Caesar salad 3 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Doing Julius Caesar for my Historical Investigation and this got a snort out of me lol
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Symbol of the London spirit 18 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I drink lots of water and then pepsi max occasionally :) Oh and iced frappes from mcdonalds when I'm feeling like expressing my inner teenage girl whilst not having to take out a small mortgage for a starbucks
Symbol of the London spirit 18 comments
I love red lobster though 13 comments
Even Thor admits defeat 41 comments
I love red lobster though 13 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I'm assuming red lobster is kind of like wetherspoons in England- like a chain restaurant?
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Even Thor admits defeat 41 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
There's only one god ma'am and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that
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Symbol of the London spirit 18 comments
Symbol of the London spirit 18 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
The only way it could get more British was if he was carrying a newspaper with fish and chips in it in the other hand!
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How I felt about Ghostbusters 24 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
The issue with the fight for equality is that people but too much importance on things. No one makes a fuss if it's a man-led film but if it's a woman-led people start screaming feminism n' shit. If you want to be equal, treat a woman-led film as you'd treat a man-led one.
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Parenting done right!! 9 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Good guy David Beckham. I think it's important to stop celebrity kids going off the rails too early. It's not their fault because it's bound to happen when you grow up in a world famous with millions of people knowing your name but that just makes it even more crucial that the parents do something to protect them and take time out of their busy lives to actually make sure their kids are doing okay. It's sad really in a way because I know I would hate for people to always know me.
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But...How 8 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
It's not so much adrenaline as it is fear when she was falling- The venom of the ant stings would have been what triggered adrenaline because it is what sends the venom around the body faster.
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Old vs. Young people 18 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
In the restaurant I work at I always feel so intimidated by big groups of fairly youngish girls in their twenties or so. You know the ones that are going for a meal all dressed up then going out on the town afterwards? I always feel really bad because most of the time they're really nice but I just feel so judged - I think that's a result of going to an all girls school :/
Dogs are always there for you 4 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
See I personally would be able to sit in my prison cell in peace in the full knowledge that my cat made a run for it and is probably lying on a beach somewhere.
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition 3 comments
Badass parenting 101 5 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Basically- you shouldn't use gay as an insult because there's nothing wrong with being gay. The older brother used it as an insult and then had to tell his gay uncle, felt terrible because he probably loves his uncle, cried, the uncle is laughing because the kid was crying and has been taught a lesson.
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time to cross stand-up comedy off the list!