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How many days have you gone? 7 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
It's been 84 years...
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When u find 100 lvl weapon at 20 lvl 8 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
me when I play Dark Souls and steal all the good stuff from players that are better than me
We in 2018, while this policeman is living in 3010 5 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I thought the exact same thing!! Was getting ready to teleport on that bois back for stabby stab time
Saddest toy ever 5 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I could have done with this during school
3 vs 1 owned 3 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
Unseen footage from the elevator scene in Captain America: Winter Soldier
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My dad is very excited for infinity war 4 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I'm so excited for it I don't even care that I'll be third-wheeling with my best friend and her boyfriend :D
Disguise kitteh 6 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I'll be disappointed if that cat is not called Solid Snake
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Julius Caesar was captured by pirates 1 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
Good ol' Caesar - he was actually quite merciful for a Roman military man.
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Cost of a wedding circa 1957 23 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
Thank you! My sister has been having issues as people have already started complaining about the date, the location etc and I've told her just to ignore them! Like you said, it's her wedding after all. Plus she'll be the one paying for it too! They won't be!
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“Ethnic” section in Finland 5 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
woaaah, that's crazy! Fluff is like, my favourite american thing to buy
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“Ethnic” section in Finland 5 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
in england it's just an insane amount of sweets and marshmallow fluff
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Cost of a wedding circa 1957 23 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I think I'm just coming from a family where 8000 is a lot of money but that seems like a pretty expensive wedding to me. I know people can spend a lot more on it than that but still. Though, to be fair, I don't know if I could be bothered with a full wedding. My sister is organising her wedding now and it seems like so much effort to try and cater for other people. Might just do what my parents did and elope when if the person I meet is the same way!
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FOB 19 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
This is two years too late but still. I was in the school dance studio a week ago and my friend and I were boxing to fall out boy. It was quite loud but it was after school so we didn't think about it. When we left, we turned it off and left the dance studio. Immediately a teacher whose office is right next to the studio appeared and I was like, shit, gonna get busted. Instead she just looked disappointed and literally said to us 'why've you turned it off! I was enjoying listening to fall out boy!'
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Garry quit it, you're gonna start a howl 3 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
this is the kind of wholesome thing I need in my life
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Back pain 5 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
me, at the humble age of 17, all day every day
Same theme 9 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
Well it's like vision said... 'our mere strength, invites challenge'
People see something they don't have and they want it, but they want it better. The villains in marvel are fantastic because they play upon the most basic human instincts of envy and greed. Obadiah Stane was always in the shadow of Howard Stark, then when Tony became Iron Man he probably couldn't handle that any longer. Darren Cross wanted to be like Hank, then when he realised he could have what he wanted he wanted to be great and Erik, he wanted the power of the black panther which he won fair and square.
I love it tbh
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Mass effect 10 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
Playing Mass effect now, trying to get Kaidan to be my loved one for all eternity. Who needs real life boys when you can hook up with someone awesome and kind in a video game?
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Happy 18th Birthday.... To myself 30 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
Happy birthday and depending on where you are, happy drinking!
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Whos cutting onions? 9 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I'm not allowed to take him to the actual uni unfortunately :( Though, I have a relative who lives very close to my uni of choice. They have 4 cats already but I'm going to try and convince them to take one more.
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Whos cutting onions? 9 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
My cat is about to turn 13 and while that's not that old, he's never acted like a young cat and he struggles going down stairs even now. I'm heading off to uni soon and I'm so worried that he's going to die whilst I'm gone because he follows me around the house, talking to me and sleeping wherever I am. I'm worried that he's going to pine so much that he just dies and it'll break my heart if I get that phone call. I've had him since before i can remember and he was my only friend when I went through problems in lower school. I can't bear the thought of him leaving me.
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Hit me 2 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
if you're me you'll completely forget to loot this room and go into the boss battle with two shot gun shells and a bunch of useless grenades which you always just blow yourself up with.
Anyone else do this? Just me? Awesome.
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How to spot an idiot in a movie theater 8 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I always stay for the first one post-credit scene but the people I go with never want to hang around any longer so I treat the second one as a surprise I get to see when i buy the film :)
US Navy is using Xbox controllers 16 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
wait I'm sorry I didn't mean that I still want a PC for my birthday
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US Navy is using Xbox controllers 16 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
HA! take that PC master race
Unprepared for adult life 6 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I'm genuinely shook that some people didn't do this before school every single morning
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