ImmortalApple

immortalapple


I am an Apple with magical powers. One of my many powers is immortality. Yes, you may bow before me and my glory.

— ImmortalApple Report User
Consistency 9 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
Ah Futurama a well put together show that ended well before it should have
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Sorry for low quality, thought this was funny and had to share 2 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
In Russia there is no safe place
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Meee 3 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
Shower thoughts
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It's My Favorite Thing About Winter 4 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
Today I got bit by one
Please use tongue 4 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
I once saw a guy open one of those bread bins take a bite of a bun and just toss it back in there
Who speaks croissant 6 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
Pas mal
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I agree with the public on this one 5 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
Let's just put a mother fucking cloud right there and shitty little bush over here
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They're everywhere ! 5 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
They know how to swim
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What a way to go out 2 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
Screw that I want real guns at mine
"Why am I even your friend ?" 10 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
- We're no longer friends
- I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW HER
- get the fuck out of my house
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And Vice Versa 44 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
Same with if a woman calls rape when it isn't or if she raped a man they have every right to justice for those actions
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You expect me to talk? 3 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
I must commander a very large roomba now
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Thug life 1 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
"And I haven't worn it since"
Dame them 4 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
It's really sad that our team that was once so great is now the laughing stock of the NFL
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Apple you sneaky bastards 19 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
My phone suspiciously stops working once I've gone 2 weeks without the latest updates
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I just don't see why not 14 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
When you bathe in the tub part the germs would still be there and then you're bathing in your piss's germs. Plus your feet and anyone else's feet have to be where you pissed
Attack on Eren 3 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
Poor Eren gets beaten to a pulp has super powers and still isn't the favorite
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Smooth DM 8 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
Damn he aced that lesson
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It looks like a furry water cooler 2 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
It has one of those really old fancy rings the men wore around their necks
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More towns should do this to prevent animal abuse 21 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
So when someone takes my cat I can charge them with kidnapping? Yay
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Nailed it 4 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
I can show you the Yard~
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the american high school experience 58 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
"Million dollar gyms" I go to one of the oldest schools in Dallas our gym is like 3.50$
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I can't stop laughing 18 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
Some drones are made silent?
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I can't stop laughing 18 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
Imagine walking down a dark ally and that's just floating above you
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Anyone else like Einshine or The Anime Man? 20 comments
immortalapple · 8 years ago
I love their channels!
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