Of what?

Someone has a disturbed definition of "pound".
This plate, which should weigh 45 pounds, weighs 56 pounds. Am I understood?
The 100 years war lasted 110 years. (Yeah, we good).

Electricity is dangerous dammit!

Velma? (Boobs, tats, thigh-highs, TIGHT Sweater..) (heavy breathing)..

Fuzzy attempted murder fly.

Have you considered politics?

Rain is grouping of non-interconnected particles thus not a "surface". Waterfall however...

Dude! ... that is a LOT of cocaine, even for programmers.

Hulk smash... one.

Wh... what's swimming in it?

In your own LAN party

STILL waiting in line at the DMV.

Fffffuuuuuuukkkkk. THAT...that right there... (smh) ... that. (Wheeeww).

Rabbits are proven opportunity carnivores and will eat mice, lizards, and carrion from predator kills.

Stop throwing it out until she finishes the one in fridge. Start a tracking sheet on fridge door for how many $ lost due to expired CC.

Must find this tree.. internet ENGAGE!

You are a good man, anon. Thank you.

Marv?

Uh, yeah. In about 10 minutes the soup will be cool enough to eat. YOU on the other hand, will never chill to "coollness" <-- that's called a BURN.

The hat is insult to sharks in general. How would Terry the fat shark feel if you called him but "that" name? Shameful.

Pevvvvww!

Who saved a full big Mac from 1980 to compare to?