There's Apex Legends as well

That's...that's the point of the post. It starts with "They didn't outlaw it for moral reasons"

The refrigerator can devolve bamboo into kitten whenever so probably not an issue tbh

Also doesn't say you can't spam it at light speed so you could technically fly or get anywhere instantly through many fast 7 inch teleports.

Classic case of getting nailed after some cross-fit

The anime is Oreimo, the ending of season 2 is ass though

Wasn't there some time travel/alternate dimension episode centered around Candice and how the boys being caught caused some terrible stuff/future to happen?
May be misremembering but I feel like that was a plot at some point.

Their aggression and yearly kill count is pretty high last I checked

Psyducks hat is on his tail and the box is a light up music box, I don't remember the episode well enough to remember why pikachu didn't have a hat.
If the comment was meant as a joke it went over my head.

I'm pretty sure Reddit defaults to liking any post or comment you make

Not always from drinking. Could be anything from bad food to a virus but yes if it's from dunking too much that's really the person in questions fault.