jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
A painting I did of my uncles cabin at night 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I love the painterly brushstrokes
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I blame the radical left, personally 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I’m sorry wtf
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My favourite gif of all time. 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Culture
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POSITIVITY WOOOOOO 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I’m sorry for your loss. My grandpa, great-aunt, and most recently my great-uncle died of ALS. It’s a truly horrific disease, but I am glad to know that this will help future victims of ALS
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Dusty inoffensive Rabbit 10 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Vegans can be annoying but this is over the top
Anon gives dating advice 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Clearly you guys weren’t on the same page
Approved Halloween Costume List for 2020 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I’m going to be a piñata
Southern porch 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Is the skeeters house from the help
leae 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Love this
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NOTICE 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
And it has been reported to the authorities (?!)
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Alright spteve 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
*waaaw waaw*
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Hollow domineering Spoonbill 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I didn’t actually know this and went to the doctor and got an MRI lmao
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Early ipod 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Rip souplantation
Big Ed sending positive vibes to all ???? 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Don’t compare Ed to something so precious
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Renovated the cellar bar in a house I bought 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Don’t like either
A Monument to Arrogance 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
It’s 107 rn in SoCal
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You done good, furry one 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
My cat weighs 17 lbs
3985 year old rock art painted by the Wandjinas people 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Press X to doubt
Extracurricular activities 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Run
iSlam 17 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
By posting on a funny site, the implicit message is that we’re supposed to laugh at it and i’m saying it’s not funny to laugh at the violation of sacred principles
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iSlam 17 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
For example, a slutty Halloween costume of the Native American headdress is disrespectful. It’s violating something sacred to that people group. However, you’re offending by wearing the headdress, not because it’s slutty. The fundamental religious principle of modesty isn’t being violated by dressing up as that. If this is a harem costume it stems from our modern notions of harems that came from European visitors who weren’t allowed into said harems, because they were girls and male relatives only, and created all these notions of what harems should be. European art depicting the orient fueled these modern conceptions of harems being sexy slave women with little clothes, which this costume is perpetuating IF it is supposed to be a woman from a harem. I don’t know enough about harem principles to determine whether or not it is offensive. I do know enough about Islam to say “not cool, kinda offensive” even if I’m not Muslim, because the same principles of modesty are in my religion
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