That just sounds like Linux with extra steps.

You're not making Christianity better, you're just making puns and ketchup worse.

That's factually a lie.
"The main finding of The Turnaway Study is that receiving an abortion does not harm the health and wellbeing of women, but in fact, being denied an abortion results in worse financial, health and family outcomes."
https://www.ansirh.org/research/ongoing/turnaway-study

The Mayonnaise Men!

CPR doesn't help against cancer.

Oh ye gods, it's managed to do everything wrong.

That's dystopian AF.

Is this that Sexual Healing I've heard so much about?

Nah, your son's already cooler than you are.

Y'all kept losing the lids and now I have to get annoyed everytime I want a pop.

Companies typically invest heavily in office space and expect a return on that investment.

Real men aren't attracted to women.

If you don't pay, you're not the customer.

As someone who's home is 95% IKEA, I'm surprised this needs to be pointed out. What they mean is that you screw n the screw but not all the way tight, to leave some wiggle room when connecting the other pieces. Then screw them in, but not tight. Last, when the whole thing is put together, you tighten all the screws. Take care not too over tighten since this will break the wood or plastic, and come back a month later and retighten everything, since the wood has moved and settled a bit. This will make even the cheapest IKEA shelf stay good for decades.