Am I the only one who has all the entertainment I'll ever need inside my own head?

Diogenesian geometry.

I think it's really telling how the world came together, after WWI,I and decided that racism is a crime against humanity. And then kept doing it anyway.

Not if you live in London in 1917.

I should put something like this on my fridge.

So they agree the workers job is more important than theirs.

Either that or using AI.

*me casually going outside to eat a french fry*

Going to see it tomorrow, mostly for Gaga and because I love Harley Quinn as a character. Gonna be interesting to see what she makes of it.

Dystopian societies are often very clean, because littering, or doing anything out of the ordinary, gets you noticed by the police.

Yes plz!

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Going wherever the wind takes you.

Roof over your head, big tv, comfy chair and no debt?

A friend of mine doesn't have a belly button (because of reasons). Favourite joke is telling people it's because she's a IVF test tube baby.

That's why there are so many human barbarians raging through RPG's.

Witchcraft!

r/funny
"For five years I diligently made sure I put my hiking socks on the correct feet. Never crossed my mind that I always picked the left one first. Today I realised I had bought large socks."

Imagine going out for some fresh air, and there's homework on the railing.

So, what you're saying is that, if even Swift knows, you have to be a right idiot to vote for the old guy with dementia?

Everything they don't like is "communism". Where have I seen that before?

I miss having cats.