Kezeal

kezeal


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Oops 21 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Always give a fake name.
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Trump = stumped 14 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
They sure as hell don't deserve to be in office jobs that require you to be intelligent.
Which life would you choose? 19 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
You'll just die knowing that if you had been asked this 2 years ago, you'd have had a year of luxury.
This is not a picture of Anne Hathaway, this is a 3D digital model by Per Haagense 2 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
If I could 3D model this well, I would never need porn again.
I've seen a lot of this here and it confuses me to no end. 20 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
So, uh, what were the things that you stated you liked?
Civil War with the poor 11 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
*whispers* one more... 17 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Wow, it's almost like in Disney's drawings the females are different from males in specific ways. Mind is so blown I can't even not able to wow just what. Just wooooow. I'm like totally amazed. Like daaamn, guurl. Shiiiiiiiiz...
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Food 16 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
So it doesn't matter how overpriced the food is, as long as everything is fancy?
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Finding college soulmate 3 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
There are soul mates, and then there are "people you're okay being in a relationship with because you can't find better".
Titles bore me 18 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Looks like I'm lady_deadpool's male counterpart. I've been like that since I was 15 as well, and still think that way, 6 years later. I can't afford many of those though.
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1950s Superman Poster 17 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
There's an asian and a black guy.
1950s Superman Poster 17 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Back then people weren't such pussies and didn't mind that.
Now this is Romance 6 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
I can! Most games, at least. MMOs are fairly simple with mouse only. You just lose out on a lot of mobility in games like WoW, unless your mouse has extra buttons you can use for movement.
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It's illness all the same 31 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
I'd have written "is just that - illness."
No idea if grammatically correct, it just looks good.
Me 13 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Omnipotency.
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Me 13 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
What if you want to buy something with nigh-infinite value? Like the entire planet. Would your pockets cause a black hole?
Me 13 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
That's what she said.
People are removed from realism 10 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Vaccinations don't cause mental disorders.
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Every time I watch a movie... 17 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Or, you know, she cheated.
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title 4 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
;) ;)
10 things that require zero talent 6 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
It's called caffeine addiction. If you do need coffee in the morning, you have that.
oh. ok. 66 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
*Hey
WTF 10 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Reptilians are getting lazy lately.
Always wondered why movies and cartoons downplay Spidey's strength 8 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Spider-Man blocked Bucky's punch with a single hand without a problem. The bionic hand that can punch through concrete and rip apart S.H.I.E.L.D. armor SUV, and Falcon EXO-7 suit. That was when he had had his powers only for 6 months. In the comics, his powers kept increasing and now he's more than twice as strong as in the beginning in the comics(without any of those cosmic thingies powering him).
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Always wondered why movies and cartoons downplay Spidey's strength 8 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Pretty sure he once punched Hulk into space with a single punch.