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It's true 15 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Ooh, the bottom bit has grass, and the one above it has a foot in front! SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR
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Classically speaking this is too accurate 14 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Those who are good at music shit know how the notes would look like on the paper. It's like saying "It can't SOUND boring when I read the words with my EYES".
My anthem 9 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Guess you're not very experienced in art.
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Oh no! It's ninny-poo 42 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Pretty sure it was either on Cartoon Network or Jetix.
What is the weirdest thing you have seen on tumblr? Link if possible 7 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Would probably be something about Castiel being confused on sexual stuff.
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Internet 27 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
US will be like "yay shit" but the rest of the world will be just laughing at them.
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1950s Superman Poster 17 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
That was just dark brown and light beige.
Trying to find that special someone 29 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Lucky guess.
que? 17 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
You'd have to be an idiot to manage to make the pawns vulnerable. And if they get to the end, they'll become queens.
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WHY 6 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Because they're all fake, and if the quality was good, it would be obvious.
I 'coded' a heart on Google, Happy Valentine's Day everyone! 14 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Real men have a hyperdimensional black hole instead of a heart that absorbs feelings and bitching.
I've seen a lot of this here and it confuses me to no end. 20 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
*staring intensifies*
Trying to find that special someone 29 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
OH YEAH?! HOW MANY PIXELS ARE IN SUPER MARIO BROS 3 LEVEL 5?!
I've seen a lot of this here and it confuses me to no end. 20 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
If you state you like porn, then you probably do get that .-.
Titles bore me 18 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
I LOVE tacos. I've always wanted to try chimichangas. I'm pretty sure my AK-47 bayonet is still covered in gun oil. Food is life. Chocolate is probably the universe's way of saying "I like you humans"
1950s Superman Poster 17 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Black people aren't black either, nor are white people white. They're brown and beige, in that order.
People are removed from realism 10 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Vaccines are medication. If you fear getting an allergic reaction, get yourself checked.
NOT getting vaccinated MAY get you killed.
GETTING a vaccination MAY cause allergic reaction.
Which is worse? Dying or getting an allergic reaction?
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DoNt Be So RuDe 3 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Obese Manager?
Oblivion and Skyrim 126 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
It's called Sims 4.
Ancient legends of heroes and villains. 5 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Egyptian paintings don't have forward-facing faces.
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Ancient legends of heroes and villains. 5 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
About to give out sweet lip action to a 'light saber'.
What is the number in the parking space? 8 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
Exactly. If they were equally large, this would work. This is just stupid. It's like saying B is 13.
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What happens next will amaze you 8 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
At least he got the documents back.
its true! 28 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
As a guy who always rolls his sleeves up that high, the sleeve gets a lot tighter after rolling. If it's still not tight enough, roll through the inside. It's a bit harder, but it'll keep the thing in place if you have really skinny arms.
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Oops 21 comments
kezeal · 8 years ago
omg he didn't ask permission to do something he can barely control its so rape lyk wtf y u do dis pls jail dis man he raep