"You come to love, not by finding a perfect person, but seeing an imperfect person, perfectly."

Well that took a dark turn.

I must type the word 'food' a lot because when emailing my friend who is studying to be a doctor about a pain in my foot, I wrote: Well, my food is red and swollen and hurts when I prod it. I think he got a bit freaked out.

True, true. Will I be burned at the stake for admiting I kinda like Miley, though?

What's the Big Bang?

You hipster.

I don't feel like a sandwhich, is it possible to get a sandwich?

Selena Gomez lip synced, and swore on stage.

I'm a woman and that's pretty much how my day goes.

Everyone else is already taken.

I'll have some tea. I think because I'm British liking tea is in my genes.

Yes, that makes sense, but these points are in chronological order, where it skips from 7-9. I don't remember numbers going 1 2 3 4 8 5